he him. nsfw. big fan of catdog/dogcat relations. i'm quite strict with my preferences. talk headcanons and music with me, if you feel so inclined
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idk if you've watched the relay cam la vlog or heard anything about keonho's paris live but its driving me crazy and i have no one to yap to about marjames and i love the way you think about them pls tell me your thoughts. i cant stop thinking about james and martin being soo cute in that vlog like just ridiculously endeared by one another. james teasing martin about the camera & his evil little laugh after the basketball hitting martin and martin being a puppy and going to knock on james' door constantly. talking out his ass but calling james a princess. james waving martin inside without even looking at him in the hottest way possible. martin wanting to be let inside at night and just shaking his tits at james. the editing around those two w cutting out the room tour but leaving in the flowers bit. james picking the place by the court & talking about how nice the quiet is bc he never gets it but then you go on weverse & see photos of james being cute hanging out in martins room, the loudest guy he knows. he constantly wants space & is always on his phone ignoring everyone but ends up in martins space and i cannot stress enough how fucking cute that photo of him on the chair is. just acting up & acting cute for martin and i knoww that boy was pleased with the giggles he was getting out of martin. keonho saying on live that he went to martins room in the middle of the night to see if martin was awake only to find james sitting in the chair in there. why. what do you mean your rooms were literally the farthest possible distance from each other but james is sitting in the dark in martins room while he slept at 3am. hello? i feel crazy they make me so crazy what is going on with any of that hellooo. i can't prove it but i know martin fucked james stupid that night
i was genuinely going crazy over the clips i saw on my tl... i think it's soooo funny how people try to claim that marjames hate each other when it's literally just james being The emotionally constipated avoidant tsundere final boss and martin being a pathetic desperate puppy who genuinely understands that. like it's genuinely so obvious that the "special" treatment martin gets from james is an indicator that james sees martin moreso as an equal he can tease and joke around with in comparison to the other members ++ we can see just from this vlog how often they hang out together and how clearly fond they are of one another. also martin is exactlyyyy where he wants to be Hello.
Martin being annoying as Fuuuuuck and james just letting him in or teasing him, martin Constantly giving james nicknames like Jjami Jamie Princess even though the last one is him talking nonsense, martin smiling and laughing behind james' back whenever he does Literally Anything because of how cute he clearly finds him. James unconsciously acting Younger around martin, more bratty and immature because he clearly feels at least Subconsciously safe enough to do so around him, james being mean to martin because he finds his reactions amusing, james looking like a confused dejected little cat whenever martin doesn't pay attention to his attempts at capturing it.... Uggghhhhh they are so fucking buzzyyyyyy
martin fucking james stupid Yes Please! i frequently think of martin whipping his dick out and james reacting with his face at how big it is. the ego boost martin would receive at watching him gag, using all his self-control to refrain from surprising him with a thrust to the back of his throat. Dick splitting him open as he sinks down with his hands on his chest, and he's trying so hard to hide his trembling which just makes martin even harder............ on that note, there's a picture of james' thighs going around showing how defined they are and i Can't Stop Thinking Of Him Bouncing On It. I need to be in the cuck chair bro. Ugh.
Wonder what happened that night to make him say this and be adamant on not drinking w the members https://x.com/thecoers/status/2094357698905243778?s=46
DONTTTTTT PUT THIS IDEA IN MY HEADDDDDD (im lying i've already considered this LOL.) you already know i'm thinking of him getting nonconned by his friends Yay ā¤ļø
there's something so wonderful about the thought of james drinking more than he should and getting all giggly and soft and pliable with everyone around him. Leaning his head on the person next to him or rubbing his head into someone's chest or clinging onto a strong arm because he's so clearly touch-starved. his friends enjoying the affection, watching his smile turn all gooey and his face get all red, and he's so receptive to just about anything they just can't help but touch him a little, slip a hand under his shirt to see how he reacts. And he's saying no because he's still somewhat conscious, but it just comes out all weak and whiney instead because his body doesn't listen, won't ever listen, and when he wakes up he feels sick to his fucking stomach as bits of it begin to flash into his consciousness. but james is james so of course he'll repress it and interpret it as just his average experience with alcohol.
Oh my god, I gound a video where James was talking about boxing and ended up really close to Keonho. LMAO Juhoons stare was something else. I used to try to convince myself that Juhoon being jealous of James was just a play of my shipper imagination, but more and more evidence keeps popping up. And did you see that shy yet happy smile on Keonho face when James initiated a hugāeven if it was just for a boxing move? God the maknae definitely has a soft spot for his hyung too. I miss the debut days when James and Keonho were close, before they were deliberately kept apart to push same-age pairings. I feel like they could genuinely be close in real life; their personalities seem to really match well
the best thing about jjujami is that it really is So fucking obvious that james is his favorite member LMFAO. even outside of shipping i think this is just true, and if you pair that favoritism with the way he just Looks at him sometimes, it's no wonder so many people love the pairing. i'm personally unsure as to whether the way he stares is specific to james or not -- i think he can't help but look like a yearner no matter what he does with the kind of eyes he has... very dark and intense, idk Why people don't do more with it actually -- but it's still Really Really nice fuel for the jjujami agenda. And on the topic of his eyes, i think more people need to write him being unsettling and off-putting. Blank stare and all. Please.
kono and james, kono and james..... they're probably the pairing i talk about the least but i think they're so cute, and i also saw the same thing you did -- keonho's cute little smile and the way he immediately reciprocated the hug. i'm a firm believer in the theory that Everyone in cortis Had or Has a crush on james whether they realize it or not, and i personally think keonho has a little aegi crush on pretty much all of cortis anyway. i unfortunately don't have all that many thoughts on their dynamic, but i Do like to think of keonho as an overeager puppy with james (as he is with everyone)... the idea of kono flustering james as he looks up at him with his big eyes while eating him out... cute n cocky little smile on his face... Makes me happy just thinking about it š¤¤
Did you see that behind-the-scenes clip from after the F1 performance? James initially go to sit next to Martin in the small vehicle that used to transport the artists, but then a staff directed him to sit separately in the front. What do you think about the idea that the company likes to manufacture this dramaāmaking it look like Marjames hate each other? Iāve long thought about how beneficial it is for the company to artificially create a "beef" between their two most prominent and high-profile rookies. This kind of manufactured drama really drives solo fans to rally around and defend their faves. I feel like James has stopped paying much attention to the solo fan sphere over the last six months, whereas Martin seems to actually read the tweets from his solo fans. Sometimes his comments and gestures toward James come across as pointedly protective or deliberately like "fan service"āalmost as if heās trying to make a statement to his solo fans. Maybe I'm just being delulu
mmm yeah ik what clip you're talking abt. i've seen people make their own hypotheses about it but personally i can't see a good reason for hybe to start beef between solo stans. i Do think both of them are at least somewhat aware of the beef -- at the very least, martin is -- and you're right in that james dgaf while martin does. I haven't seen anything that comes across as deliberate fanservice from him because the way i understand martin is that he's a little Too scared of making james uncomfortable -- he self-imposes distance compared with the other members -- but if you have clips you'd like to propose as evidence, i would Gladly like to see š
ok hi two things. First: ur take on james being an asshole to the members Was so evident to me in the most recent vlog (the busan one). i wasnt much of an agreer then, cuz well maybe thats my yufan he cannot do anything wrong UNTIL that vlog literally opened my eyes. cuz fuck maybe he is an asshole, or even then maybe hes just like Trying to #ignore the membersā energy/attempt to indulge the guy. you could see that 2345 are very Lively ⦠very chit chattinf very gigglish and u see mr yufan on the side Always on his fucking phone . always Not in the moment . Always like in a way trying to Ignore that hes stuck with 4 guys now . WHICH LEADS TO NUMBER 2: his really bad and evident phone addiction ⦠u wouldnt see him in a clip without being stuck to his phone. which i have to wonder so bad What is on there for him to be so Stuck⦠I still have to think about that but maybe its a method to disassociate a little bit or something ⦠Hm.
not saying that yufan is a bad person but maybe he is⦠hes still my kitty cat tho but i need juhoon or someone to dumb him down for me more than what ta did to him
okay so im gonna admit i've only been really watching their recent content thru clips on my tl so i haven't watched that vlog in full BUT. i'm glad to hear that i'm right in some way. i think it's hard if you're a fan of someone to admit that they can be an asshole so i get why people are really scared or reluctant to admit or acknowledge that facet in their faves, but i think it's really fucking fun when it comes to rps. Adds a lot to their character and the resulting dynamics. and it's not like i'm saying james is a bad person, because i truly disagree with that -- but he IS an asshole sometimes, maybe more than sometimes, and i think it's a clear result of his upbringing through TA.
i think i've said this in a different ask, but i view his phone addiction as a way to avoid talking to them when he's in a bad mood (or when he really just Doesn't feel like talking genuinely). out of the five of them, i think he's the most introverted and gets the most exhausted easily -- it's why he likes rooming with juhoon so much -- but also, i do think that sometimes in those situations, he's reminded of how much Older he is compared to them. it's not that he feels left out, because i don't think he ever really cared about that with them lmfao, but i think he unconsciously Does feel that gap especially with his isolating tendencies and i think the kpop industry tends to downplay how awkward an age gap can feel for whoever's older. Like, imagine a 3-year age gap friendship in college. not necessarily weird, but it's like Damn, any normal person will feel a little weird about it sometimes. and james isn't really a pervert like that so i do think this comparison fits, in a way.
james is my reclusive little kitty cat too don't get me wrong!!!! He is highkey toxic and lowkey an asshole Especially to martin but that's what gets me going. It increases my urge to see him get fucked senseless, and that's what really counts.
I really love to hear your thoughts about cortis and james. my interest caught a recent question mentioning seonghyeon. there are a few points that keep running on my mind:
1 seonghyeon really enjoys the attention and special treatment from james
2 martin would also like to receive that kind of treatment from james
3 seonghyeon and martin are best friends.
Sometimes I notice martin side eyeing james when he dotes on seonghyeon. seonghyeon doesn't yet seem to feel any guilt about the fact that james clearly treats martin differently than him
Heeheeeeeee oh man oh man oh man i've been thinking of jealous martin for a While now. i think he tries really hard to be chill about it because it clearly ruins the group dynamics, but martin is a Very Neurotic and also Very Observant so he notices these things quite well. Also because james is so fucking obvious with everything, but Especially with the way he favors and spoils seonghyeon it genuinely makes me giggle. i was actually talking about this with oomf recently and they characterized martin as someone who would genuinely fucking Die for that cookie and it made me smile really hard. because Yeah, he really would, he tries Not to be so fucking affected by james because he knows james doesn't think nearly as hard about everything as he does, and yet he can't help be affected by his mere presence. That one clip where he tries to hold back a smile while james leans closer to him on the couch. Every time he looks at him and laughs at his Quite frankly awful jokes. he gets discouraged super easily but he's a Real Yearner (who's kinda in denial), meaning that any single little thing that james does to make him feel special will have him on cloud 9. Which is really fucking funny because i think seonghyeon notices this shit, he's known martin Forever, of course he does, and seonghyeon tries to be nice in his head about it but it really Does make him feel special knowing that james clearly favors him over martin. he Does have a weird complex about it he will never ever ever admit nor will he show externally, but that's what's fun about it. This awful dynamic where both martin and seonghyeon have these Strange Feelings towards james and try their hardest not to be weird about it because of them are similarly Very emotionally mature and Very socially aware and yet. And yet.
the idea of one man (james) fucking with the cortis dynamics really fucking gets to me. Talked about jamseongz with that same oomf i mentioned above, and we both agree that seonghyeon kinda likes james in a lowkey incestuous way where he really admires and respects james yet Also wants to take care of him like a younger sibling yet Also likes feeling special and coddled by his hyung YET ALSO wants to fuck him kinda. and he feels guilty about it whenever it happens because james clearly doesn't see him the same, but he can't help it if his thoughts go astray. That one time james accidentally called seonghyeon 'hyung'.... i like to think seonghyeon thought of that for days on end afterward and jerked off guiltily to it for some time.
sorry if my thoughts are messy by the way. i do not proofread these posts i kinda just let my thoughts take control and type whatever bullshit comes to mind.
are u open to dms i genuinely have no one to talk to about marjames and just cortis in general i feel like a crazed beast.
Thinking about this is making me hard https://x.com/chaojjami/status/2103105165180215405?s=46
hey im very new to marjames. i like their duo and when they are matched together in shoots, they both look good together. but i dont understand the way james treats him :/ james denies almost every affection martin tries to give him. also i get defensive vibes from him like when he said south pole and north pole like you couldn't just lie and say hats or something adjdbsjask and martin just laughs it off which i think, was very sweet. he even answered a specific tshirt he wanted from james⦠the interview where he said he will bring james to a stranded island, james's reaction was very snappy omgshdhshshs i figured if another member chose him his reaction would be different :/ ughhh i feel like a lot of angst and unrequited love.. but i also love jamzseong in the recent interview he chose seongyeong as someone he would call at 3 am if he's in trouble⦠i wonder how martin feels about that lol
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i think part of understanding the marjames dynamic is acknowledging that james is Genuinely kind of an asshole sometimes, it's just that most coers don't want to admit it because they idolize him so much. Which i don't really understand. i think it's intriguing how he's especially mean to martin and how martin just takes it all the time, watching over him in his own silent way with the knowledge that deep down, james is just Very Scared. of what, i don't think he quite knows -- it's not like james himself is aware of it anyway. you have to really Dig for the reason as to why james treats martin differently and consider his past, his hyperavoidance of the other members in general. I think i talked about this in Another ask which i forgot to link and don't really feel like finding right now, but james and martin are kind of forced to see each other as equals due to their roles as mathyung and leader, which james can't really handle because he has a Quadrillion issues he won't resolve for a Long long time.
the appeal is the inherent toxicity, at least to me. as well as the genuine sweet moments in between, the tenderness that's clearly There, just buried. it's like crack to delusional Nuts like me who are obsessed with psychoanalysis, if that makes sense.
I do ponder scenarios of martin being jealous of seonghyeon actually. I need to think of it more, but Thank You for bringing that up. Hmmmm.....
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