🤍 • Life Update.
We celebrated my moms birthday today even though it’s tomorrow.
Got her two cakes - one chocolate and the other a very light sponge cake with fruit and buttercream because she’s not a big fan of chocolate. We got her the cuuuutest mug, expensive earrings, and a really cute pink mug and matching plate.
We also got her flowers and we called her up when we were there to ask for her favourite colour to get her some roses and she kept saying shit like “black” ???? WHERE DO I GET BLACK ROSES FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. I was like pick another and she’s like “gray” I wanted to shoot myself.
After five other tries, she finally gave a colour they had. Purple. So we got her a big bouquet.

💀 • Something about me.
I hate hate hate hate when people try to be our friend by trying wayyyyy too hard.

I hate people who match us in edgy points or try to be deep like any of us. I think that’s why we leave people so quick. It’s just odd when someone can’t be their own original person.
Then there’s people like you who we naturally are more inclined to stay around because.
Dude. We’re edgelords until Archie is like “who’s my good boyyyy 🥺🥺” BRO IM TUFF IM SO TUFF I SWEAR IM TUFF