they / it – everyone's favorite chew toy
wanna leave me a nice message? dyin' to get your hands on me? in need of service? lmk - just don't blow your cover, now 😘
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I'm more of a long time lurker of your streams and while I'd love to draw your bunny idk how weird it is to just go "hey we're strangers, here's art of your fursona's tits".
well if all you're tryna show me is art of my fursona's tits that's easily the quickest "yes absolutely" question anybody could possibly ask me, just keep em on-model and don't forget the piercings 😘
for real though, for a while i was kinda taught that it is weird to encourage that sorta thing, so i suppose i aught to be serious and spell it out clear so folks don't think they're getting themselves in trouble: i'm fairly chill with nsfw fanart! especially if it's just nudity, i love a good casual tasteful nude - sometimes those end up on my main if they're particularly pretty or stylish!
first up, don't be underage. beyond that, nudity's chill as hell, kinks are 100% ask first, sex is fine, and sex with your characters is maybe fine (like, probably ask first? but i've had a couple folks surprise me without asking and it was like suuuper chill so... ). generally you can use my posts/reposts as a guideline there, but better safe than sorry yknow? and if you wanna post it, you can ping me at @/backshotbun on bsky! (or tumblr if you're brave idk)
the golden rule with any fanart is only draw me if it's fun for you, ok? 😋 thanks!
Between Breaks and Sweep, which one do you feel would be the most likely to take a stupid risk?
Say its been an especially lean handful of months and someone drops a sum of money large enough to fix all that right in front of them. Which one would be more likely to do something... inadvisable, for that money?
Signed: A writer with nefarious intent (different person from the last one. hello other pervert! 👋)
y'all wild, i got writers n shit in my inbox ...
that's a tough one .. i think obviously breaks right? sweep is too chill n dumb to worry about that sorta thing, i think breaks would be desperate enough to do something stupid for money? like uuugh i'd do just about anything to afford to just order pizza this week. however: i think sweep could also be aloof enough to do something stupid for money on accident. like they would put themselves up to something and then not realize until too late that it's stupid. but they'd also still probably be chill about that too tbh ... sweep's just funny. breaks would get in trouble and sweep could be like "what's even wrong man" and step in to take their place.
5 Things to say to Valerie Breakbeatbun:
I pre-broke my own Condoms Let me speak to your Fursona directly Where do you keep your Sexy Ferretboy? Sell me this Oral Fixation I'm getting you PregnantNot very good at being horny like everyone else but I just wanna say I think your sona is extremely hot and cool, on my todo list to draw it boobs style someday ❤️
i gotta rail you yesterday. put that ruined cute dress back on so i can rip it the rest of the way when i dig my nails into your hips
Does your sona have like. a story? a world?
signed: a writer with nefarious intent
not really lol... like, not anything i've thought suuuper hard about yknow. my sonas are more or less just little extensions of me i get to live vicariously through
a long time ago i had this dumb concept that breaks and some second not-yet-designed character played in a rowdy little band together, and after each of their little shows they'd pick some lucky starstruck fan or two to fuck backstage. real interesting right? said second character would go on to become "FiltersweepFerret," my big Sweep. the big n tall to breaks' short n small. they were almost a goat but i was too charmed by the fat-bottomed noodle shape those guys can make...
but anyway: breaks & sweep are besties who live out of a warehouse where they can make & perform shitty music and wrench on stuff and throw cars around, ideally i'd like to eventually do a little virtual band type thing with em? not a ton of progress on that front because i am "lazy" and "unmotivated" and i am especially undecided on what genres they're allowed to play lol. also they fuck nasty because they're friends. do with all of this information what you will.
crazy that you’re posting about how we should jerk off to your fursona just hours after i had a mind blowing orgasm from jerking off to your fursona. it’s like you could psychically sense it
is it safe for a fat deer girl with huge hips, who definitely can not outrun a beast or perhaps rabbit, to take a walk in the woods on a beautiful autumn night? what bad things could happen if any
absolutely 100% safe. werehares should be out of season by now; yknow, the ones that haunt around the woods and run their victims down to exercise their legs bouncing on them?
the poor stupid things are just rowdy and confused, they're not tryna hurt you, but if you let em catch you they'll use your face to stimulate their enlarged clitorises, or bend you over thinking they can put a baby in you. so long as you hang tight and don't struggle they shouldn't claw you or anything - that is assuming you let yourself get caught. if you do find yourself faced with a horny werehare, just don't meet their gaze, they're entirely nonthreatening, but their stare is hypnotic.
so long as you don't go out wearing anything that smells of strawberries, your chances of encountering one aren't exactly zero, but they're effectively slim to none. 👁️ probably.
so how many knots IS too many knots, anyways? we could always help you find out what the most you can take is ^x^
fuck, dude. i need to knot you so bad it really does make me look stupid. you got me drooling like a tbone steak being dangled just out of reach in front of my face.
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