hoodiedeer · 14d

is it safe for a fat deer girl with huge hips, who definitely can not outrun a beast or perhaps rabbit, to take a walk in the woods on a beautiful autumn night? what bad things could happen if any

absolutely 100% safe. werehares should be out of season by now; yknow, the ones that haunt around the woods and run their victims down to exercise their legs bouncing on them?

the poor stupid things are just rowdy and confused, they're not tryna hurt you, but if you let em catch you they'll use your face to stimulate their enlarged clitorises, or bend you over thinking they can put a baby in you. so long as you hang tight and don't struggle they shouldn't claw you or anything - that is assuming you let yourself get caught. if you do find yourself faced with a horny werehare, just don't meet their gaze, they're entirely nonthreatening, but their stare is hypnotic.

so long as you don't go out wearing anything that smells of strawberries, your chances of encountering one aren't exactly zero, but they're effectively slim to none. 👁️ probably.

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