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Velo enjoyer · 17d
I want to formally apologize to the Nu:🦀 fandom for fancasting Edmond as James Charles 😢 I’m deeply disappointed for my lapse of judgment that can only be corrected by killing myself, that being said I would recast him as Nicholas Hoult with voluptuous hip pads and CGI enhancement and bbl body double for spicy scenes
Velo enjoyer · 17d
garu and blade blunt rotation because i'll probably fuckin die, blade will inhale the whole thing at once like some sort of air purifier, and garu will be unresponsive for the next 3 working days
Velo enjoyer · 17d
Nu:🦀 Hollywood live action celebrity casting from hell:
Eiden: Nicholas Galitzine (the white guy from “red white and royal blue”recent gay typecast he was funny in bottoms)
Aster: Timothy chamalet (twink)
Morvay: Barry keogan (freaky)
Edmond: James Charles (couldn’t think of someone else with a bbl)
Yakumo: Joseph Quinn (but they have to put him on stilts and film him from below so he looks taller)
Olivine: David cornswet with a tripple D cup breast plate on
Quincy: Chris hemsworth
Topher: CGI monstrosity (think lion king remake) voiced by Ryan Renolds
Kuya: Cillian Murphy
Garu-Karu: Thom holland (American accent: Garu, British accent: Karu)
Blade: Dacre Montgomery
Dante: Keegan Michael Key with a party city red wig on
Rei: Paul Bettany
Father: CGI voiced by Benedict cucumberbatch
I was already laughing behind my work desk at timothee chalamet as Aster but genuinely Kuya as Cillian Murphy sent my body into fight or flight so hard i had to escape to the work bathroom to breathe LMAAOOOOAOAOOOOOOOO. only thing is that i would change edmond from that predator to like. Andrew Garfield with insane hip pads.
Thank you for this FJABFJSJFKSKCB
Velo enjoyer · 22d
hello!! do you have any other social media accounts/sites where you post ur art?? its just that bc of that stupid UK id verification law your entire account is basically hidden from me(im not even in the uk😭😭) and i love your art so much....
Oh noooo I'm so sorry you got caught in the crossfire, anon..... I only have bsky as an alternative 🥲🥲🥲 velo-agogo.bsky.social , but i still have to finish reuploading works there before i can post anything new! For now id say to check back on my carrd every now and then- I'll make sure to figure something out for yall 😭😭😭😭❤️
Velo enjoyer · 18d
What if Sooley fathered kittens (somehow). Suddenly the Sun Lord has a bunch of little Sooley clones
Velo enjoyer · 29d
Your fruendly neighborhood satan coming to say dante vibrating butt plug but it zaps him when he acts like a brat
Velo enjoyer · 29d
Thoughts on garu . Would u give him a treat
Velo enjoyer · 30d
Dante in painfully yet sexily undersized cock cage yes or no
Velo enjoyer · 30d
One time I saw this art with this very randomly detailed feet of a completely different anime character and I was like solemn nod this is exactly what acclaimed Dante nu carnival fan artist Velo would want