Velo enjoyer · 17d
Nu:🦀 Hollywood live action celebrity casting from hell:
Eiden: Nicholas Galitzine (the white guy from “red white and royal blue”recent gay typecast he was funny in bottoms)
Aster: Timothy chamalet (twink)
Morvay: Barry keogan (freaky)
Edmond: James Charles (couldn’t think of someone else with a bbl)
Yakumo: Joseph Quinn (but they have to put him on stilts and film him from below so he looks taller)
Olivine: David cornswet with a tripple D cup breast plate on
Quincy: Chris hemsworth
Topher: CGI monstrosity (think lion king remake) voiced by Ryan Renolds
Kuya: Cillian Murphy
Garu-Karu: Thom holland (American accent: Garu, British accent: Karu)
Blade: Dacre Montgomery
Dante: Keegan Michael Key with a party city red wig on
Rei: Paul Bettany
Father: CGI voiced by Benedict cucumberbatch
I was already laughing behind my work desk at timothee chalamet as Aster but genuinely Kuya as Cillian Murphy sent my body into fight or flight so hard i had to escape to the work bathroom to breathe LMAAOOOOAOAOOOOOOOO. only thing is that i would change edmond from that predator to like. Andrew Garfield with insane hip pads.
Thank you for this FJABFJSJFKSKCB
