Saving it for last feels like saving the dessert for the end of dinner and before I get to eat it, my sibling steals it. That's why I'd better eat it first.

And I called you Dracula - yeah, a tiny one. A tiny tot. Better yet - a bumblebee bat.

Though we do have human sized bats. But that's just Batman.
Batman doesn't bite, and you do - which automatically disqualifies you from human sized bat status. And Batman's whole thing is restraint, and you have none.