oooh ok, going to assume you mean btsvt since that’s my whole deal. so like, i do find gyukook cute in canon au but mostly as exes who had a Thing when they were younger. i’m sorry gyukook lovers they just aren’t that compelling to me beyond that. alright fuck it, i’ll go down the line —

mingyu and jin make absolutely no sense it’s actually tickling me to think about it. can’t even fathom it

mingyu and yoongi feels like, in many ways, the same guy twice except mingyu is more extroverted. meh

mingyu + namjoon. i kind of think namjoon would drive mingyu up a fucking wall tbh. but i also think he’d find namjoon FASCINATING. and that maybe mingyu would encourage namjoon’s sillier side

mingyu and hoseok. well first of all, those two should never be put in a haunted house together. i do think the combined force of their mega bitchy energy would make the earth tremble. the problem is that mingyu likes to give & recieve a lot of attention and i don’t know that hobi is into Constant Emotional Vulnerability.

Mingyu and Jimin. i think ive said this before but my god they’d just be lesbians. you ever meet a set of lesbians who are just so emotionally intelligent and self-aware that you’re actually in awe?

mingyu and taehyung. ok listen idk i just think….

alright so the thing about taehyung is that he’s super intense. like all of that Taehyung Energy, focused on Mingyu, who loves attention….hed be in heaven but he would also be tortured. I also feel like Mingyu has a deep sense of curiosity about the world & about other people, which Taehyung also has. But also, crucially, Taehyung is Strange and intriguing, which is perfect. Also I just think Taehyung would twist Mingyu into a pretzel and Mingyu would spend the next three to five business afterwards staring at the wall with the looney tunes stars circling his head, basically.

(this gonna be so funny i can already tell what’s going to happen here)