the thing about this question is that it's not catholicism itself that is horny, it's the perversion of doctrine that provokes the horn, ja feel? like. walk with me:

it's not a priest that makes catholicism horny, it's the fact there is a person who has made a commitment and devotion to serving their community as a vessel for the teachings of jesus, and there is a wide assumption that priests being sexually active and having a wife and children to come home, they must declare celibacy in order to serve their clerical duties without distraction. the temptation being accepted or forced upon them is delicious.

plus, like, the belief in demonic energy, while entirely terrifying...that aligns well with the whole thin line between fear/arousal and all that.

people love to make uniforms horny, too. there is something about someone having their identifiable occupation that becomes a fetish for people. i don't think that's remotely the horniest thing there is to it.

idk. doing something you shouldn't always feels naughty, it's just catholicism has some fucking gorge aesthetics and symbolism and whatnot to incorporate into a horny situation.

okay considering i lost my initial response to this lemme try it AGAIN....so, piss,,
addt'l cw for: alcohol, binge drinking, reckless/destructive behaviour

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chan doesn't drink often, but when he does, he certainly doesn't hold back.

minho knows when chan allows himself to get like this, he doesn't stay on his best behaviour. minho watched him tonight—swigging anything anyone would hand to him and nursing a neat drink in the other hand. minho kept to one glass of wine; it was enough to have his muscles limber to keep chan upright enough to put one foot in front of the other and into the bathroom.

"chan-ah, please stay still," he pleads, even if it's useless. he's a pillar, his nimble hands peeling chan's fly down, fishing out chan's soft cock to help him aim (mostly) into the bowl. he wraps his other hand around chan's back, hand settling onto his hip to steady the teetering.

chan gets especially handsy like this, his cheek rubbing against minho's shoulder like a pet eager for attention. his hands roam across minho's chest as his stream flows, his hands miraculously setting a trail of fire on minho's skin under his clothes. chan better not be getting any of his makeup on minho's jacket.

chan babbles sighs of relief, his hiccups coloured with bourbon. the smell nearly makes minho recoil—he's not used to this sweetness on chan.

"never ends," chan mumbles, sways forward, and minho feels the muscles in his abdomen tighten to push another hard burst into the bowl. "i'm sorry. ah, god—i'm sorry, minho."

it splashes off the surface, freckling onto the seat minho couldn't lift. he's so sorry, mina. he'll do the best he can to clean chan's mess, if he can keep chan upright long enough.

"it's okay." it's not, but minho is gentle with him—it's the only option. you don't nurture a wildfire with gasoline.

for now, he chooses the least resistance. the easiest way to keep chan pacified in this state. he'll pry an explanation for all of this out of chan tomorrow.

he slides his hand up chan's flank, pulling him tighter against him. stabilizing him, shaking the final drops from the tip.

"just let hyung take care of you."

imma be real with you anon: i don't really think about nct much anymore, and i've aired out my "controversial" opinions about the group/system/etc. in spaces plenty of times. i still got friends very much into NCT, so, no, i would not and have not been exiled.

i know this ask was prob sent as like. something lighthearted, but i gotta delve into some elder fandom wisdom: the thing about getting older is when you allow yourself to mature to sus out the people in fandom you are gonna vibe with beyond the fandom that brought you together. keep those around; those are the people who matter. i have plenty of friends who have fully grown out of kpop and we catch up about our lives, our interests, etc.

if you ever lose a "friend" over fandom opinions, just know another person worth your time will come along anyway. growing apart from people is perfectly normal, too.