wow. and you call me evil. this is HELL what the heck !!!! both would break my heart r u kidding me but hm. i could save bej but the penguin drowning would make me so miserable for life and vice versa and theyd both be so terrified to drown and i'd feel so horrible if i didnt save one of them. but also if i said i'd let bej drown the whole luneville would stone me with rocks and i'd lowkey deserve it so i'd die anyway. matter of fact i can't swim either so why am i doing the saving ?? wouldn't i just die too ?? all 3 of us would die if i tried to pull them and swim to land like i cant swim for nuts !! so the real answer is that we'd all just die and if i had to save one i'd save bej because penguins can 100% swim but our local ponyo can't. and if the penguin couldn't swim i would bawl my eyes out the same way i did when i saw that vid of the seal eating the penguin. hm. wait this is so seal behaviour of you isnt it you just want the penguin to DIE and be MISERABLE BOOOOOO (this is a joke yall) (muse the seal is great the rest of the seals not so much) but do you think if i saved bej he'd comfort me when i cry over the penguin and treat me to dinner and hang out with me and go on an aquarium date with me as consolation and then i'd convince him to let me meet the teamies so that i can see how much cutlery they have in their kitchens. it's all part of my grand plan woah !!