Ow, thou dost think thou canst frighten me with thy 'BOO!'? Nay, good sir or madam, thou art but a bar o' soap, and thy words do sting like a gentle rose petal. 'Tis true, I do need reminding to bathe in yonder shower, lest mine own stench doth offend the nostrils o' all who doth sit nearby. Verily, I shall heed thy words and take a soak, that the air may be sweet and free o' foul odor. Fare thee well, good soap! May thy suds bring cleanliness and joy to all who useth thee!
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