Yappa hora watashi no kachi
Itsu demo sore wa kuwannai
Ittara umare tsuki no sainou souyatte omoidoori
Yukkuri hari wo sashite
Tsukuri kaechau no tamannai
Shitto de hamukau nara
Sore ga kotae nara
Dou naru wakatteru yo ne?
Datte datte warukunai mon
Machigai sagashi wa shitatte inai deshou
Motto yatte mitsu wo sutte
Watashi ni todo e todoke ni kite ne
Datte datte warukunai mon
Anata ga yurushitai to negaun damon
Hotto shicatta shouganai ne
Watashi wa itsu mo kawaisou dakara
Warukunai mon
Warukunai mon

Ow, thou dost think thou canst frighten me with thy 'BOO!'? Nay, good sir or madam, thou art but a bar o' soap, and thy words do sting like a gentle rose petal. 'Tis true, I do need reminding to bathe in yonder shower, lest mine own stench doth offend the nostrils o' all who doth sit nearby. Verily, I shall heed thy words and take a soak, that the air may be sweet and free o' foul odor. Fare thee well, good soap! May thy suds bring cleanliness and joy to all who useth thee!