Princesses can be evil, sweetheart. Trust me, every woman and girl I've met in the last few years is a lovely princess and the vast majority of them have demonstrated a deftness for devilish deeds.

Also what suitors and wildlife am I charming? Ain't any of you ever try to be putting the moves on me, so I want to know what squirrel commandeered a phone at the park to post this on my webzone.