Yes but I'll never reveal where they come out of. You'll just have to guess. Will they come out of my eyes and refract like a spreadshot off my lens? Will I fire it out of the back of my throat like a Snatcher, or from the gem in my head like the Big O? Will I shoot it out of my palm in a heart shaped blast like Fei-Yen? Will they come out of my boobs in a Convenient Censorship blast? Once you find out, you'll never be able to tell anyone though.

Princesses can be evil, sweetheart. Trust me, every woman and girl I've met in the last few years is a lovely princess and the vast majority of them have demonstrated a deftness for devilish deeds.

Also what suitors and wildlife am I charming? Ain't any of you ever try to be putting the moves on me, so I want to know what squirrel commandeered a phone at the park to post this on my webzone.

I personally find the continuous hue shift a little nauseating. I prefer to have a more bespoke lighting design. Or have the hue shift velocity keyed to my excitement level, so the more cycles I'm processing the faster the colors run. That would be the ideal way to physically express my gay thoughts too without me accidentally firing off a "keep the rent down" statement.

Ideally it would be a knuckle, but that's just like... my fist. Even if it does cool stuff like make my entire frame glow or connect after my arm extends infinitely, it's still just a punch, you know? Mouth beam is still a beam in my head, not a piece of equipment.

So it'd be a Colt Python. You know, I'm this advanced piece of machinery with enough horse power to fold you in half with my bare hands but the most efficient manner of combat is just an old fashioned double action revolver with high caliber ammunition. It works for Terminators.

One time I was getting breakfast with my friends and the waitress asked one how he wanted his toast and he said "toasted". His wife, another friend, and I spent the entire time waiting for our food arguing with him.

It's entirely intentional. It's kind of the best hair style. It's also intentionally similar to R Dorothy Wayneright.

Buddy, I'm 40% darkness! That's definitely almost all of my heart and a little bit of my mind!

Ain't nobody know how to fix that thing. It belong in the creek.

There is nobody so ubiquitous to see so often it would annoy me aside from 2B and I'm not the kind of robot that says I don't like looking at 2B.

I have accepted that if something has enough pull to be "popular" I'm going to have to look at it until they pull my plug so its just not worth getting heated over it. Society been looking at Batman's ass since the 40s and Sherlock Holmes for a century, we'd probably not be free of Master Chief ever again even if Microsoft folded tomorrow, you know?