thank you for asking this omgkajndkjnw

when I first saw the video evidence of mincock I was truly shocked LMFAO like I could not believe it HAHA and let me start by saying that I have seen all the naysayers who consistently insist that it can't possibly be his dick or that he wears a dancing belt so we actually have never seen it and frankly! I don't care! :D I've seen every argument and at the end of the day I choose whimsy soooo with that said let's break it down HAHA

there is one in particular that I have never been able to get out of my head lol he's sitting down during a concert and scooting across the stage (ill put it in the twitter thread) and stg that thing looks nearly the length of his inner thigh. If we're to assume it was mostly soft there…then idk man. I did actual research for this okay? the average dick size for asian men is ~4.7-4.9 inches (depending on the source lol) and that's ERECT……I think for mincock to be making an appearance as often as it does it has got to exceed that. I think it's safe to say our man's a bit of an outlier lol which is like? perfectly feasible kajndkjw there are always outliers!

personally I think he's a grower and a shower HA but that might be my yaoi fanfic brain getting the best of me. I think some of these clips of him adjusting himself are just too fucking damning because what do you mean he's straight up GRASPING that thing right now and he is definitely not fully erect….I mean…I would think not anyways. look realistically he's not going to be anywhere near as hard when he's at WORK than he is about to plunge into jisung's wet hole, right? lmfaooo

I also think if people want to make a case for him wearing a dancer belt then okay FINE WHATEVER you do you but what I will say is there are absolutely clips of that thing SWINGING like when he was wearing those umbrella pants during the bounce back performance at last year's fanmeet or of course the infamous jjam dance practice in the gray sweats. like come ON there is absolutely some action there. I just think that thing is difficult to contain! I'm sorry!! I just think that it's got a mind of it's own and if we wanna get really fucking delulu right now I think it's feasible even to ponder whether in some cases he doesn't quite care to contain it akjnwdkwjnd

at the end of the day, ALL respect to minho of course. like this is all completely speculation and none of us will ever know for sure. maybe it's a dancer belt, maybe he's smuggling a second mic in his pants (a real argument someone made HAHA), or maybe we're just fucking imagining things because our horny brains have melted into goo. but im choosing to believe he's gotta be somewhere in the realm of double the average. like you said at LEAST 8 inches if we're going to truly believe what we've seen in these clips LOL 8 inches flaccid is very plausible and I mean maybe I'm wrong and he isn't much of a grower but he's ENTIRELY a shower. or maybe he pushes the limits of 9-10 inches when hard. either way, I think it's the kind of cock you're stunned to come face to face with. that's my head canon, at least. I think that thing is heavy. I don't think it's necessarily scarily girthy like I think it's proportionate but a pretty elegant big dick is feasible, ya know?? like I definitely think it's as pretty as the rest of him <3 but I do think it tears jisung tf UP kjanwkjd that poor boy is loud enough with barely any provocation I can't imagine what life must be like for him hahahahaha

also now that I'm saying this I really think in response to the last ask about the monster minho cock size I should've said something more like 15-20 inches or more idk what I was thinking that day man HAHAHA I was tired and sick. if you're out there monster cock anon: we need to dream bigger.

and THANK YOU so much for liking my fics…I appreciate that so so much you have no idea! I will keep working hard to write more fics and post them for everyone to enjoy! yay!! <3

Okay I want you to open your minds eye to the concept of big huge monster yaoi cock like wow that cock is so aesthetically ginormous and monstrous and physically it would never actually fit but that twink’s hole is like the entrance to narnia and so we’re going to stuff every single inch inside him and fill him full until it takes!!!!!

ngl my gut is telling me it’s like at least 10 inches or more and THICKKKK and I almost wish I had written more about how excruciating it was for Jisung to take it but bear in mind he had already taken it for days and days during his heat…and by that point he was gaping surely JSHDJSHS and why do you think he was so unconscious for it? Truly I believe it’s a cock so large that the only way he’s able to mentally and emotionally survive it is Minho’s hypnotic pheromones that sooth him and command control of his thoughts. Also ya know what else? Because I can: the cock is ribbed and also the amount of cum is proportional to how much bigger Minho is in his monster form hehe hyperspermia to the max

Also taking this opportunity to point out that the way he shifts between human and monster form is somewhat similar to the BL manhwa Dear Door! I would recommend that to anyone who enjoys a good monster story. Lord Cain is a demon but though I didn’t really say what type of monster Minho is in the fic I was envisioning him as some sort of cryptid. 😌 think of Appalachian tales and warnings lol he’s the thing lurking in the dark that your grandma told you to steer clear of when night falls. Yada yada. Anyways!!!! Thanks for asking HAHAHA

oh man that's a big question HAHA

gotta be honest and this may sound ridiculous but Stray Kids entire discography is no skip for me. stg that does not happen for me but Stray Kids somehow managed to do it. only other band in existence that is like that for me is Bring Me The Horizon…and also maybe Sleep Token. ANYWAYS. Um, let me maybe list some favs to get you started?

Thunderous - Stray Kids
Ceremony - Stray Kids
Chk Chk Boom - Stray Kids (the song that got me into them initially)
This & That - Stray Kids (this is their most recent release and the whole album is so good)
Giant - Stray Kids
Comflex - Stray Kids
Hold My Hand - HAN
Back To Life - HAN (HEAVY RECOMMENDATION ON THIS ONE!!!!!! WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO!!!)

Bad - Ateez
Arenaline - Ateez
Guerrilla - Ateez
Wonderland - Ateez
Lemon Drop - Ateez
Halazia - Ateez

Blue Hour - TXT
Beautiful Strangers - TXT
Coma - YEONJUN
Love Language - TXT
Stick With You - TXT
Upside Down Kiss - TXT
Growing Pain - TXT

Blue - zerobaseone
Devil Game - zerobaseone
Kill the Romeo - zerobaseone
Feel the pop - zeroboaseone

Drunk-Dazed - Enhypen
No Doubt - Enhypen
Teeth - Enhypen
Outside - Enhypen
Bite Me - Enhypen
Brought The Heat Back - Enhypen

okay that's plenty for now JKDNWKDJN I honestly recommend most anything from these bands!! but these are some that were very effective in getting me hooked lol <3