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Anon · 19d
Thinking about Aegon becoming way too interested in taking things from Aemond, starting with his first kiss which later on escalates onto bigger and funner things, or so Aegon says.
Aegon introduces Aemond into a pleasurable world that he was not aware of, and he quickly learns that his older brother isn’t too bad after all, that there are things he can still learn from him.
This becomes a problem when Aemond presents as an omega and they’re no longer allowed to be around each other without a chaperone. So, now they need to sneak into each other’s rooms for long kisses, for quickies, amongst other things. Mostly at night, and when they’re feeling bold, at noon.
Which is funny when Vhagar lays an oops!cluth of four dragon eggs after being spotted, various times, nesting with Sunfyre. Nobody even thought it was still possible for her to do such a thing, but they guess the old girl’s still got it.
Fast forward to two weeks after the discovery of Vhagar’s clutch, the king and queen announced that Aegon and Aemond would be marrying within a month’s time. Guess who else had a surprise of their own?
Aemond giving birth to the twins (or even quadruplets to match the number of eggs). Their parents were absolutely furious when they found out. The maids noticed that young Aemond's dresses were becoming a tighter and then the princes were caught red handed during one of their bold noon meet ups. Aegon had forgotten about some prior arrangements in the hurry to have his brother against the nearest surface. They were found by Ser Criston, who they knew there was no reasoning with because he would tell their mother. Though, neither one of them were truly upset by the arrangement, though a few others were. Their wedding night was the talk of the court, the two lovers making quite the ruckus in their lovemaking. The whole of King's Landing could hear them. And with their marriage, they lost their shame, well Aemond still had his but he was weak to Aegon's touches, what can he say? His attempts to scold Aegon, only made him bolder and the last thing he needed was more boldness. Aemond was the one that got scolded then but Aegon was quick to his defense, after all omegas were always taught to show obeisance to their alpha, Aemond was just being a good omega, the best omega in Aegon's opinion. They're sickeningly sweet because they're so wrapped up in each other and their sex life is so great. They're insufferable to be around.
Anon · 20d
Viserys must’ve been dumb as fuck to let Laena claim Vhagar. What the fuck was he actually thinking? Meleys, Vhagar, and Seasmoke? All for House Velaryon? That’s stupid as fuck.
Also, letting one of the dragons from the conquest be claimed by a non Targaryen is crazy work. I do know that Laena is technically a Targaryen through Rhaenys but she was a Velaryon through her father and that is, as unfortunate as it is, what most people saw. A Velaryon with a dragon.
team black likes to whine and cry about Aegon, Helaena, Aemond, and Daeron being allowed to claim dragons but what about Baela, Rhaena, Aegon the younger, and Viserys with his fuckass egg? Had Rhaenyra ascended the throne with no issue, there would have been four dragons under House Velaryon: Meleys, Seasmoke, Arrax, and Morning. I also think Arrax and Morning would’ve couple up and that would’ve resulted in more dragons for House Velaryon. What about the children of Lucerys and Rhaena? Would they also get cradle eggs and be allowed to claim dragons? That just means more dragons for House Velaryon. Any houses that either Aegon the younger and Viserys the younger would’ve married into would have a dragon of their own. Same goes for Joffrey. And this is without taking into consideration the fact that Aegon had Sunfyre, Helaena had Dreamfyre, Aemond had Vhagar, and Daeron had Tessarion. So, let’s say that they decide to leave for Essos or whatever, make a house of their own in one of the free cities. This house would have Sunfyre, Dreamfyre who is known for laying eggs, Vhagar, and Tessarion who would be capable of laying eggs in the future, Morghul, Shrykos, and the egg of Maelor. That’s six dragons and an egg that could hatch into a dragon. If the children of Aemond and those of Daeron got eggs or claimed dragons, that’s even more dragons and dragonriders for their house. That’s five houses with dragons. And if the Targtowers decided to stay in Westeros, with, let’s say, them going to live in Oldtown, that would be worse because Daeron and Aemond would be married into other houses. That would be seven houses in total with dragons. One of them getting huge and destructive ass Vhagar. Honestly I do think the dance of dragons needed to happen.
Yeah, if the dance didn't happen, there would be dragons everywhere. Omg, imagine how frightening that would be to regular people. Also, that's got to have some consequence on the agriculture of just everywhere they are. But honestly, I kinda want to see this alternate reality where Westeros and Essos, maybe if we go with the Targtowers being there, are just starting to become overrun with dragons and dragonriders. Tyrants with fucking wings and fire. Genuinely who is stepping to them? I need this AU now.
Anon · 22d
I’ve just seen a never mix Valyria edit and there is a still of the Daemyra wedding in it. One of the most cursed ships ever, lmao.
They’re truly the face of the rampant racism in this fandom because why does it have thousands of likes, got people saying they were the superior race, and others are using Westerosi as a slur in the comment section. Censoring the word ‘Westerosi and all.
This asoiaf shit gets serious! I’M OUT! 😫👎
I wish that I could say that I didn't believe you, but this is so possible in this fuck ass fandom. Omg.
Anon · 22d
Aemond and one of the Velboys after the war breaks out. He is four months pregnant and is beyond stressed with the news, it doesn’t help that Daemon keeps making slick comments about everyone on the other side of the war needing to lose their lives every time he comes around Aemond. Something that has been pissing his husband off, so much so that he got into a fight with him about it already, and they had to pull him off of Daemon. His mother couldn’t even look at him in the eyes and kept defending Daemon and his actions. Aemond’s husband doesn’t care, he’s never been anything but serious about Aemond for people to be making funny jokes about him and his loved ones knowing he is pregnant and going through a hard time as it is. Now more than ever, Aemond keeps talking about taking their triplets and leaving with them to King’s Landing. That he needs to fight to keep his family alive. He keeps working himself into fits due to how worried he truly is, and his husband sees no other choice than to arrange for Daemon to be gone, permanently. Not by his hands, but by the hands of others. His mother will be easier to control, to reason with, and he is sure that she’ll be able to move on from him as quickly as she did from Laenor, as quickly as she did from Harwin…Besides, he could easily make his brothers understand his side. He will make sure that Aemond’s family keep their heads and live happily lives even if it means taking them all in once everything is over. His mother always told him that family is everything, that family should always come first, well, now he is putting HIS family above all else just like she’s done it in the past. If Daemon could be forgiven despite his past deeds, why can’t his uncles, aunt, and good mother? Sure they can! He’ll make sure of it.
Aemond's husband standing on business and promising that their family will be safe, no matter what he must do to secure their safety. He heard the rumors and believed them of what Daemon did to Laenor, and that his mother knew, and may have been complicit. Even if she found knew what he did, she would simply have to accept it. He is tired of Daemon working his wife into a frenzy. The peace terms he brings up in the council could barely count as such and he could not afford anything happening to Aemond or their babies. Daemon is done away with and finally peace talks are open. His mother seems a bit shattered from the news of her husband's passing but at least she is finally seeing reason. Peace talks begin in earnest and Aemond is finally able to rest once something is agreed upon.
Anon · 22d
Fix-it au’s where the greens and the blacks get along, and somehow Baela still ends up betrothed to Jacaerys are funny as fuck because why would anyone give a damn about trying to unite the bloodlines of Baelon and Aemon or Rhaenys’s claim with Viserys’s when they really should be worry about uniting the two factions by marrying Helaena and Jacaerys to each other once and for all? And they always say that Helaena should be left alone to be happy with her bugs and how that is good for her because that is what she needs and wants all to make way for Baela or Rhaena. Fake ass Helaena fans that don’t really care for her.
I think that Jacelaena is cute and in an au where the greens and blacks are mending their relationship, it would make sense for them to marry Helaena and Jace to bring the factions together. There would be other steps that would need to be taken for people to believe in this peace but those would be taken. I just think that a lot of people don't really know where to put Helaena, she's not really focused on in the show unless she has something cryptic to say, so no one really wants to deal with that, and they just want to write her off as uninterested in all that ordinary life stuff so they can just push her to the side. It's not really my say what to do with a character, so I'll just leave it at that. I'm not that invested in any of the straight ships of HOTD, they're nice and there but not really a focal point for me, so I'm pretty removed from any drama surrounding this topic.
Anon · 23d
I got Sam and Jon pregnant! But I’m not paying for child support, I was very clear and direct on my announcement: Hate heats? I can make yours go away for 9 months, for $0! That’s right, $0! Your heats disappear, but so do I!
I’m afraid you’ll have to be the parent that stepped up anon. Good luck with parenthood!
Well, thanks for sort of owning up to what you did, Anon. Other Anon will just have to live with the consequences.
Anon · 23d
One of the show writers basically comparing the fact that it was written in Fire & Blood that Rhaenyra gained weight after six pregnancies to history often being told by men writing women off as crazy, hysterical, or gold-digging sexpots. They compared the fact that Rhaenyra was said to have gained weight after so many pregnancies to, in their own words, history tellers wanting to believe Alicent was an evil conniving bitch (Which is fucking insane because why in the hell would anyone think that? You see how these writers see Alicent? This is crazy, and mind you, I’ve been off the Alicent train since the beginning of season two.) 😭😭😭😭 Then having the audacity to say, “Well, who wrote that?” When discussing the book is funny as fuck. Like I don’t know, George did…? 😭😭😭😭
That's kind of fucked honestly. What's wrong with Rhaenyra gaining weight after so many pregnancies? Yeah, it isn't written about too kindly but to be considered as propaganda against her and in reality she was super skinny after having multiple practically back to back pregnancies, like... okay. Is there some kind of morality they're tying to being skinny? I mean the argument could be made that the maesters held some kind of morality to being skinny and all but the way this is worded makes it seem like being said to have gained weight is as bad as being slandered postmortem. Like... I'm sure people would be more focused on actions than the weight thing but then again there are some people in this fandom that act like the very idea of Rhaenyra being a bit plump is the work of the devil.
Anon · 25d
I just learned that House Hightower were in Westeros before the Andals, and maybe even the First Men. They clearly had no problems with the children of the forest, the giants, and everything else that was freely roaming Westeros. They had no problem with magic itself! I knew they were some FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love these freaky aliens so bad!!!! I want to know everything there is to know about them!!!
In other news, what if the citadel was behind the death of all dragons? What if the maesters conspiracy is real? Am I supposed to judge them? Hate them? I don’t know, have we ever stopped to think that maybe the dragons had bad vibes? Maybe the Valyrians stunk as well? The citadel was cool with the children of the forest, there is evidence of literal maesters living amongst them. So, like, maybe they just hate Valyrian magic. No one is perfect.
Honestly, the idea of the citadel being okay with magic except for whatever the fuck the Valyrians got going on is insanely funny. They said "everyone's freak is valid" and then saw the Valyrians and was immediately like "fuck that". I honestly know very little about this whole magic situation, so I can't give any more comment than that.
Anon · 25d
I feel the Greens have given Aemond no reason to stay, and every reason to leave. If he didn’t care about going to King’s Landing after it fell into the hands of Rhaenyra in the book, he’s going to care even less in show. Why should he care? I would’ve been living it up with Alys if I knew that my destiny was to die in the God’s eye and nothing I do could change my fate.
Need Aemond to be in his sad slut era in Harrenhal. He barely realizes that he's in a house of horrors and Alys is so into whatever is wrong with him that she's getting him pregnant and keeping him locked up for herself. Would love if Aemond just peaced out of the war to be barefoot and pregnant.
Anon · 25d
The only girl Daemon has ever loved is Viserys in drag
This is very real and right. That man has a brother complex and Rhaenyra was unfortunate enough to be born into the crosshairs.