anon! · 3d
Oppositiongate has gotten me thinking about &team as attorneys (insert the "look at my Lawyer, dawg, i'm going to jail" meme here). I don't think any of them would ever pursue a legal career but idgaf so I was wondering if you could rank the members on the basis of who would be the best and worst attorneys/legal professional staff. Bonus points for reasoning <3 THANK YOUUUU
LOLLL ok. ok i always think about this. i agree that i don't think any of them would pursue a legal career-- which is kind of fun/interesting because i can usually pick out one or two in every group i like. but, regardless, here's my ranking/reasoning based on how i'd write them in fic
from most to least likely to be in law:
1. Fuma - if i had to pick someone to be a lawyer, it's going to be him. irl, i don't think it makes any sense, but for au purposes, i think you can mold him into that shape. he def wouldn't be in criminal. maybe transactional (kind of like me) or corporate. maybe probate ? or estate planning. nothing court heavy though.
2. Euijoo - he's not a lawyer, he's a paralegal. it wasn't his dream, but it's a good, steady job, and now he does it LMAO. i don't think he'd make it thru law school in any universe.
3. Yudai - he's bad at being a lawyer but really good at talking to people and it bridges the gap.
4. Maki - i think he'd KILLLLL as a paralegal. all the middle aged lady paralegals would love him so much. he'd be everyone's favorite coworker. if he locked in and went to law school he'd probably be alright as a lawyer, but he'd probably not want the pressure, so paralegal is the path for him.
5. Jo - now we're in territory where i feel like they'd never do it no matter what. Jo doesn't talk enough. Lawyers talk a lot. they talk all the time. even lawyers who only do non-client facing stuff have to talk all the time. he'd survive, but there's just not really that vibe about him
6. Harua - he could be a paralegal maybe. I don't think he'd like doing anything in the law.
7. Yuma - he could also be a paralegal that all the middle aged ladies love but he just doesn't care enough to. he'd rather be loved by middle aged ladies at the club.
8. Nico - love nico so much. he'd hate being a lawyer. he'd get thru one day of law school and drop out. he might leave halfway thru day one. he wouldn't ever do it unless he was trying to prove something to someone, and even then he'd eventually decide it's not worth it and bounce.
9. Taki - self explanatory
