i have many humjju thoughts at all times but they aren't nice at all, i think they're complicated and layered and doomed even if they're the most tender with each other. their bond is weird as hell bc they think of each other the entire world but there's still something missing, or rather something that doesn't click right, because they both think they need to take care of each other while simultaneously knowing they're the only one they can truly relay on. it's a symbiotic spiral of wanting the best for each other, knowing they aren't that for them, but still being selfish enough to dig their claws into each other for even a crumb of what they want. they're doomed to never speaking to each other about anything that matters while thinking of the other as one of their closest friends. i also think fum should convince bej to fuck him to "help destress" since he wouldn't dare to do this to anyone else, right? he's the only option. and bej would agree because yeah, at least fum won't break, right? it's the only way.