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OMG UR FLUBBY LIKE H00N
"I'm not sure why sn isn't fuckin around a bit more" another anon but not to assume stuff or anything but I think its relevant to mention that sunoo's probably the most photographed member in enha hanging out with people outside the group. Like with his friends flying out from korea to go to his concerts and bringing flower bouquets or his constant soft launching of that one guy (i.e. elemental movie date, bakery date, cafe heart date). Also that time where he was with some other guy in haidilao (?), him specially mentioning his pics in japan being taken by a 'friend'
, plus sunghoon saying how he's always hanging out with his friends in a recent content. I think that while he reciprocates sunghoon's (badly) suppressed feelings for him I don't necessarily think he's waiting for sunghoon to finally admit it and is open to exploring other relationships while the whole sunsun situation is happening
https://x.com/bpdseung/status/1962557468623376452?s=46 I’m salivating so bad rn. Ik you haven’t been a fan for long so if you haven’t seen en o clock field day ep I highly recommend it… Jw running out of steam and realizing how severely outclassed he is (physically) trying to knock sh over was so patheticerotic to me. Not the same as d/s or t/b designations but him Trying to be big and manly and realizing He Is Not is always so 🤤
I actually get the feeling he's even more obsessive about his physicality than Sunghoon is fjdjfjrkggh. Like he's putting in so much work for very modest gains. He's only succeeding in making his shoulder to waist ratio stand out even more than it already does gidjfkfhh. His body composition is just not built to support muscle creation, like, at all...so he's going against nature with the whole masculine energy thing.
I also think he heightfakes a lot lol. We don't rly get to see him without inserts that often but he's definitely like 5'8 MAX, likely even smaller. I know he says otherwise but flying yoga episode rly made the height gap between Kiki and the rest of them stick out. I think only the 3 tallest might've been honest about their heights.
Anyways tho. I do love Jungwon denying himself pleasure and lying to himself about what he likes and who he is gkfjdgmgnh the gold medal Olympic gymnasticsssss! No wonder he acts like That around Jake and sunoo, who he sees as weaker/smaller/somehow more vulnerable. No wonder he worships at Sunghoon's throne too gkdmfmfmgh he's like well HE transformed so clearly it's possible. No wonder he gets along so well with Jay (gay, therefore non-threatening) no wonder he's not able to look Riki in the eyes anymore fkdjgjfgjh. So much inferiority complex behavior. That's why heewon's a bit interesting... cuz jungwon allows a little bit of "looking small" around Heeseung, maybe because Heeseung's generally so meek/sweet? Jungwon's perhaps underestimating him?
also if they actually fuck and it’s actually horrible wld sn be over sh sijfmskd
Like, kinda gkdjfjdgnfngh. Sunoo's whole fantasy version of Sunghoon would be shattered, and he'd lose a lot of his initial appeal. Sunoo's known him long enough to like him for more than physical attraction based reasons... but his feelings could pretty easily settle into platonic territory without much pushing. I think sunoo actually expects this to happen, though. It's one reason for keeping an appropriate amount of distance...let him dream in peace.
Sunghoon has two options:
1. If you're gonna top you better be fuckin good at it. Don't go in there all confident just to flub it up... rely on pure brute idiot strength.
2. Let sunoo be in charge and do what he says dammit...yes, even if that means bending over. Yes, it's gay, I know. It would've been gay no matter what, man. Who knows, maybe you'll like it!
do u think sh will behave any differently once he comes to terms w his feelings bc i can’t really imagine a reality where he does lol
I think so, just because coming to terms with those feelings would require him to come to terms with a lot of his own identity issues. If we get rid of the self-acceptance problem I definitely think there would be a behavioral shift...unless he does enough mental gymnastics to convince himself that this is somehow All Sunoo's Fault or that he's Effeminate Enough where attraction makes sense (<--thereby not having to sacrifice his self-imposed heteroprison) I think the more lighthearted teasing is just part of his character so that stays. The subtle attempts at asserting dominance would be gone, though. He'd allow himself to be doted on a bit. His incessant orbiting/hovering around Sunoo would also turn into like, direct physical contact proximity all the time.
Who in enha is still a virgin in canon? Why do I feel like all of them are still virgins except Sunki😭
I mean there's no true canon for this because virginity/lack thereof isn't always so obvious. For each of them, I can see a few possibilities (based off their idolsonas and my characterization of them, for all we know the performers themselves are totally different offstage. I feel the need to reiterate that because virginity is a bit of a... sensitive topic lol)
Heeseung-->
option 1: totally virginal, and the reason he seems so intense/passionate is because there's nowhere for his sexual energy to go besides into his work/hobbies.
option 2: totally virginal, but is conversely hypersexual in an autistic way, which is why he comes across more experienced than he is. goons to hentai a lot.
option 3: has taken advantage of his looks to indulge in hookups without actually having to put much effort in socially. is sort of a garden variety early 20s slut, just a bit...lacking...in the human element...
Jay-->
option 1: virginal and very obviously so. is posturing whenever he makes references to sex or sexuality. panics if advances are actually made towards him.
option 2: headcanon courtesy of Ryan, he acts like he's a romantic and takes sex seriously and would never have casual sex and has a low body count. meanwhile the only sort of sex he manages to have are sporadic first dates where he immediately betrays his own values and ghosts the person out of shame.
Jake-->
option 1: virginal, but doesn't want to be and doesn't consider himself as such because he's technically had some non-penetrative situational sexuality activities with some of his friends lol. he's like THAT TOTALLY COUNTS?! (<--referring to the time he gave Riki a handjob)
option 2: obvious slut sending out slut alerts the way batman sends out his bat signal. what other reason does he have to act like that?! what's he even playing at?! nasty nasty boy.
option 3: not a virgin but nowhere near as experienced as he pretends to be. has had straight sex 4 times.
Sunghoon-->
option 1: virginal due to intimidatingly pristine looks combined with his dorky low-EQ personality and schizoid traits making him impossible to get close to. has his own gender/sexuality issues that prevent him from wanting to solve this problem right now.
option 2: the inverse of Jake, where he doesn't consider non-penetrative activities to be actual sex, so he claims to still be a virgin (cue heeseung looking at him funny remembering how he was gaggin on it last year) you can take this to its logical conclusion where, like the ancient Romans, he doesn't consider gay sex real or gay as long as he's topping. so he's technically still a virgin.
Sunoo-->
option 1: so there's no world in which Sunoo is totally inexperienced, I can see it in his eyes that he's seen dick and hole IRL before. he doesn't bring it up and gives a coy non-answer when asked, but everyone is Very Aware of the fact that he's sexually active, and it makes them insecure.
option 2: the only way I can see him being somehow a virgin is if he's never topped/bottomed before. So there's one cherry left to pick.
Jungwon-->
option 1: has had A Girlfriend. had sex with The Girlfriend and was bragging about the fact that he was gonna get laid it before it actually happened. he came back quiet and was like don't talk to me. it's a mystery what happened and he hasn't tried again since. The Girlfriend is nowhere to be seen.
option 2: obvious virgin is obvious. gets a thrill out of turning down opportunities. he wants to know that people want to have sex with him, but he doesn't actually want to go through with it because he's made it such a Thing that no matter how it happens it's gonna be embarrassing.
option 3: jungwon answers 'no' to the 'are you a virgin?' question, but looks humiliated. sunoo smiles smugly.
Riki-->
option 1: is technically a virgin but is all impatient about it because he thought he wouldn't be by now. that's why he was excited enough to commemorate his first blowjob with an ill-advised tattoo...
option 2: everyone ELSE was making a big deal out of it and it was really embarrassing for Riki... he tries to hide it when it does happen but it's super obvious by the look on his face and even if it wasn't, he looks like he got mauled on the neck by a biting creature.
was it something to do w matching necklaces or some shit bc difjisksndkd
Yeah there's a whole chronicle i wish I could find it. Basically she had jeonghan as her sugar baby back in 2018-2019 and was Lowkey flexing it. Jeonghan was fuckin on dk at the time so he eventually managed to rope him in as well so they could get even more $$. Just two besties sharing a milf (and facetiming her children?!) . A point of contention was that this lady started publicly fighting carats online and she admitted she liked jeonghan more than dk which is gkfkfkfkgmhh. It's kekky. There's a bunch of pics/vids of them w her but I tried to find em and couldn't. If I manage I'll show u. Seokhan lied that they got matching necklaces as besties but they were gifts from this lady lol
also ur seokgyu thesis is compelling as hell
mmmmdjfnksdnd with u reading him to filth like that i do feel kind of bad 😔 like ok yeah maybe he deserves some time to sort through his laundry list of issues and finally confront his Real and True feelings for a boy he’s now known for half a decade . because i love him (sn) more than anything i still want him to bag someone who can take care of him sweetly and sincerely w/out any pretense and that’s what i meant by #realman but yeah i guess sh can hit .
If Sunghoon ever actually admits his attraction to Sunoo, trust Sunoo will be all over that and you'd have to physically peel him off. Like, he's not BLIND. but the odds of Sunghoon admitting to anything of the sort are still pretty low and so I'm not sure why sn isn't fuckin around a bit more? Sunoo told me he wouldn't catch feelings maybe he lied. Average Gemini Venus interaction
do u think dk and jh have fucked if they didn’t they prob did something even worse and more sinister bc why were they #likethat
I think jh wanted some of that mutton . I think he was givin dk cheeky handjobs at inopportune moments gkdjfirjgh. Jh is actually a pretty simple guy but he has a weakness for THREE THINGS:
1. Ass
2. Tiddies
3. Personality disorders
Why do u think he cohabitates w seungkwan so successfully.
Dk was more innocent back then but Jh's general aloofness made him crash out all the time cuz what do you mean you touch my penis but won't kiss me on the mouth. Hence dk doin the full on BPD cycle of madness on Jeonghan and drivin him to the brink of insanity.
Do u know the dermatologist lore cuz that was also insane to me
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