flamethrower i am NOT getting any close #ranged4life

a metal bat would 100% be my go-to, but for a less boring weapon, maybe the wicker chair in my bedroom because it's broken, so I could easily take it apart and tie the pieces together like a messed up club

I think I could beat at least a few in the head with my saxophone. Or a drill. Let me drill the zombies. Or a few batteries and water.

give me a motorbike, a gallon of gasoline, and a lighter. i want my kill count in hoards.

A lot of bombs! Or a flamethrower. If I had to pack more lightweight, probably a compound bow, bat... Nothing sharp since my weapon could get stuck and I'd be without a weapon.

flamethrower. or something ranged because i am hell no never fighting monsters close