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Anonymous · 11d

they would be so cute if johnny wasn’t so emotionally constipated. i hope no one asks johnny for relationship advice on his new youtube show because i already know he’ll give good advice that he doesn’t apply to his own shit with ten. it WILL annoy me!

yes but on the other hand what fun would it be if it was just easy and straightforward? you need at least one constipated person in a couple to keep the ship afloat for decades

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