platonic headcanons for all other ships are welcome ✮
i may be selective with romantic ones, please take no offense to it <3
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omega jiang cheng lover · 1mo
I just think it's funny to imagine really excited Xichen that don't fully get JC's clothes off so every time LXC thr3sts the clarity bell rings and it's the most funny thing ever just JINGLE JINGLE JINGLE
omega jiang cheng lover · 1mo
I LOVE YOUR XICHENGS SOO MUCHHH!!!
Thinking about modern Xicheng playing WWM and JC is kind of a casual player but LXC is fucking GRINDING not because he's like super into the combat or anything he just wants to be able to marry JC in game and level up for that as fast as possible
omega jiang cheng lover · 30d
apparently i found out ur not even from india? lmao pretending to be oppressed for clout is crazy work.
omega jiang cheng lover · 1mo
agent!LXC had a breakthrough on a case involving a leader of a known mafia boss after he caught one of his men. LXC calls his trusted consultant, JWY, to sit in on his interrogation. Imagine LXC's surprise when the suspect refuses to speak about his leader and instead keeps saying it was him who killed the victim. Poor LXC, he was hoping to impress JWY with his skills but ended up in a dead end once again. Oh, well. It seems like they would be working for much longer than he expected. LXC doesn't know whether to feel happy about being with JWY longer or disappointed that he cannot find the end to the thread. Little did he know, the victory is within his arm's reach, if only he wasn't so blinded by his adoration, he would see how much blood is on JWY's hands.
i like this idea so much oh my god..
i also love how lxc was trying to impress jc hes so cute and silly.. he's like a male bird ruffling his feathers to entice the female bird i like this so much.. though that aside i wonder how he'll react when he finds out the love of his life is his target hehehehe
omega jiang cheng lover · 1mo
if your idea of woobification is porn addiction then you do you <3 fake ass jiang cheng fan
awww did i hit a nerve with my second statement? if that's the case, i apologise.
your second statement really hurt me, i'm not sure what i'm supposed to do with myself after someone who doesn't like jiang cheng anonymously called me a fake jiang cheng fan. i'm going to go into rehab and work on myself..
omega jiang cheng lover · 1mo
genuinely how does it feel to be a "jiang cheng" fan whose takes are unbearably out of character anyway. lmao
if other character fans can woobify their blorbos so can i <3
that aside, how does it feel to be miserable enough to the point that you're using your free time sending anonymous messages to someone who's account you dislike, instead of using it to do or talk about things you actually like? :3
omega jiang cheng lover · 1mo
I'm ngl it really upset me when you defended ira. Had been following you for a long time but the fact you spoke over the people actually hurt by what she did just to defend her is nasty. It's not your apology to accept nor your place to speak.
I'm sorry I upset you, but I should clarify: I did not speak over anyone, nor did I accept or deny anyone's apology. I also didn't speak over anyone; I did not say that everyone should forgive her and forget what she said, I just believe that she shouldn't be condemned for what she said for her entire life; I explicitly made it clear that I wasn't asking everyone to forgive her, re: "I'm not saying that those who she has offended should forgive her". It is not my place to speak, of course, because I wasn't the one offended, but ira's also my friend, and I felt that I should defend her, especially when she's akin to a younger sibling to me.
omega jiang cheng lover · 2mo
"Money, Money Money" by ABBA but it's Omega!JC, heir to the marquisate on the brink of financial ruins, joining a matchmaking ball to find a sponsor willing to marry him and revive his state. He did not mean to fool around with the Duke Lan Xichen. He was going to tell him about his situation! How his state is in dire need of money and resources and how the Duke's influence and power could help JC, even if it's wasn't through marriage!! Having his support was enough! He was going to tell him with all honesty!! If only Duke Lan wasn't so distracting!! Bringing him jewels and dresses (that he guiltily pawns and sells for the money swearing he will buy them back) that he cannot refuse bc they're courting gifts! Showing him off to his colleagues and defending JC's honor when the rumor mill reaches the Alpha's ears.
And he DID tell him!! Eyes glassy with tears of shame and guilt. But why is LXC laughing???! Wha- Where is that hand going?? On his waist?! Why is LXC pulling him in?? WHY JS HE KISSING HIM?!!? What!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN LXC KNOWS!??! WHA— WHERE ARE WE GOING??? BEDROOM??? EXCUSE ME????
omega jiang cheng lover · 2mo
JC likes LXC because LXC has the same pouty face as fairy when she wants a treat but instead it's, "Wanyin...." and the treat is JC