the concept of alterspring drama on new years day... go my festive sea creatures 🎄🦭🎉🐳🎊🦑🎁🦞🍾

im having a hard time sleeping because of scary mean thoughts :( so tell me your favorite facts about a special interest of yours! or just infodump 🦭

Hello everyone i will be sending my fish after you. if they feel Kind they will give you some kisses and cookies. if they are feeling Evil, please do not hold me legally accountable for their actions

everyone tell me your favorite marine animals and ill rate them

getting ragebaited by an alterspring anon is like losing a game of tic tac toe to an exceptionally unintelligent dog

how it feels when you're using a repurposed account because you couldn't sign up properly and now the mods are back and your account might get reclaimed (i'm so fucking scared)

hello world i am 1 day old and i am altersprings first nepo baby