Qwarq

Anonymous · 17d

You get access to any size development team and budget (assume they get paid fairly to work healthy hours, no assets are stolen or genAI'ed, etc. It's ethical). What video game do you direct for them to make?

Even with effectively unlimited resources, all of the games I want to make could easily be done with a small team at most. I've been rotating a Quest 64-like in my mind for over a decade, so I think I would go for that.

The game would take all of my favorite parts of Quest 64, expand them and wrap them around a fully fleshed out story.
- Enemy turns would be more complex with more attacks designed around dodging and the ability to block some damage.
- Casting spells would show their attack area and let you snap targeting to enemies.
- Player turns would have a certain number of action points that can be used for moving, casting or attacking physically, with some actions using fewer points than others.
- Certain spells would be usable outside of battle as a means of traversal, like summoning a rock to create a step up to an otherwise unreachable ledge.
- Has a lower poly style with low-res textures.
- Large maps with a lot to explore, but not really "open world".

Qwarq · 16d

Anonymous · 27d

You've been summoned into a post Madoka Magica magical girl world. What sets your bad end route flag, and what's your final scene?

Somehow, despite being magical girl-pilled I've never actually seen Madoka Magica, so I don't entirely know what that means. My bad end route flag is bugged and never gets set. Only good endings here.

Qwarq · 27d

Anonymous · 2mo

I dunno why but Megaman (or X) has set his sights on you, if he defeats you what power does he now wield, and what does the armor look like?

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Fox Fist

It's a medium range rocket fist. it doesn't do a lot of damage, but it has a lot of energy and whenever you hit an enemy with it, you restore a little bit of health. The armor is just an orange and blue palette swap.

Qwarq · 2mo

Anonymous · 2mo

What does little furry creature Qwarq think about leotards? Would they prefer something different?

The best part of being a little furry creature is that you're already covered in fur so most clothing is entirely optional. That said, cute clothes are always welcome.

Qwarq · 2mo

The Eden Coven · 2mo

Which planet do you think would be most fun to visit, pretending that you don't have to worry about the ways that they would be fatal to stand on

I'm gonna say one of Saturn's innermost moons, like Enceladus. It'd be really cool to see a huge, beautiful planet like Saturn filling most of the sky. Most of the moons orbit in the same plane as the rings, so you likely wouldn't get a great view of them, but it'd still be quite a sight.

Alternatively, if I could pick a probe, I'd go for Juno. It gets suuuper close to Jupiter and it'd be trippy to see in person. https://eyes.nasa.gov/apps/solar-system/#/sc_juno?rate=1&time=2026-02-25T09:40:02.662+00:00

Qwarq · 2mo

Zoey Frost · 2mo

What would you say is the coolest discovery you have made during one of your internet archaeology streams?

There's been a lot of good finds, like Apocamon, and the tonberry OC creator game, but I think my favorite has to be the site describing, in great detail, a fictional nation that worships an almighty cheese danish.

Qwarq · 2mo

Anonymous · 2mo

Less a question more of a statement but qwarq in a leotard is too op thank you

I'm onto you, buster. I know you're just trying to get me to draw myself in the leotard again. Well, it's not gonna wo-

Qwarq · 2mo

The Eden Coven · 2mo

Have you felt more Megaman confidence grow? Do you no longer fear the dastardly Dr. Wily or do you expect to start having a tough time later on?

Starting with the easier Mega Men has had the advantage of giving me a good bit of confidence while also keeping the fear of Wily in me, because I know it's only going to get tougher. I'll probably hit a wall at some point, but when that happens I'll just have to use Item 3 to get over it.

Qwarq · 2mo

FlameChocobo · 3mo

What is your favorite video game Randomizer?

I don't play randomizers very often, so I don't have strong opinions on favorites, but my most played ones are Final Fantasy 5, Link's Awakening and Final Fantasy 1. I'll give an honorable mention to the Quest 64 randomizer as well. Many people I know really like the Link to the Past randomizer, but I've never tried it - I would like to sometime!

Qwarq · 3mo

Anonymous · 3mo

If somehow kirby were to eat you, what would his ability be, and what would be his new appearance?

If Kirby eats me, he'll grow a big, soft, fluffy tail that he can whip around. It does no damage on its own, but it can absorb or reflect some projectiles.