Genuine lava. Radioactive plasma. The stuff in glow sticks. The sun itself. Maybe some form of metal. Paint…

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm i would eat a bike

can i count frank langdon's baseball cap as a substance

Sort of complicated because like. By making these things edible would that mean changing me or changing it? I assume just like, being stronger...or something...or maybe you just mean like, you wouldn't die fatally, and it's be the exact same. Well a few people said metal and that's interesting cuz i'm not sure how you'd go about that. I'd probably like Aluminum

Laundry scent booster beads🤤

tree bark i think. or actually, wax. yk those wax coated candies that people are always seen chewing on but can't actually eat? yeah, that.

mmmetal

I would eat metal and plastic and wood and cardboard and styrofoam and shower foam and shower gel

I wpuld slurp slimes

tide pod