Anonymous · 1mo

If I ever catch you while biking, I'm gonna devour you, steal your bike, and get you crushed between my body and the handlebars while I pedal home. You'll be mush by the time I arrive there. :3

What the heck! Don't you dare steal my bike! Oh and eating me is probably also bad.

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