You'd better prepare for the end, food! My canine snout can sniff you out anywhere in the world and I hunger for a body as scrumptious as yours... Just one swallow and you'll be gone, fate sealed, mine forever~ Once you're in my tight stomach I'll digest you just enough to make you SCREAM, where no one except me will be able to hear you! Mmmmh... and just before you pass out, just before you think it can't get worse, I'll reduce you to a pile of bones on the floor. It'll be most enjoyable, don't you think~?

How fast do you think my stomach can churn you up?

If I ever catch you while biking, I'm gonna devour you, steal your bike, and get you crushed between my body and the handlebars while I pedal home. You'll be mush by the time I arrive there. :3