Tamamasita, they're putting me in the fucking computer and sending me to the moon cell, who do I summon to save my ass?
Firstly, WHO ARE YOU CALLING TAMAMASITA?!???
Secondly, ideally you want a Saber with a high level in Bullshittery. My personal pick would be Richard, but it's up to user preference.
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