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Anonymous · 1mo
Fuuuuuck, the evil floating eyeball we were using to run the front desk in the office AU just died because it was allergic to the new hand sanitizer. What does nepo failgirl Boss Tama hire to replace them?
The only real answer hiring one of the large candy golems. They may not have opposable thumbs, but they sure are sweet (to eat).
Madagau · 1mo
what is tama's role in the office worker AU? hard mode: not donut disposal
Nebulous boss position that doesn't have a load of work assigned to it beyond busy work, excellent for her to sit on her fat ass all day in her comfy corner office.
Anonymous · 1mo
Tama being forced to work at a fast food place and slowly getting fatter from taking all her lunch breaks eating the free food, is this anything?
All Tama fats are good fats, alas I just am not super into the fast food worker scenario.
Now if she was an office worker...
Anonymous · 1mo
Does the fox's tail get fluffier as she gets fat?
One would hope so! That means they're taking good care of their tail!
Anonymous · 1mo
Provided you performed a compatibility summon for a servant in a grail war, what class(es) do you think you'd gravitate towards?
I would have to think that it would either be a Saber or a Caster.
Just based off of personality or general tactics.
Madagau · 1mo
ssbbw puts a shock collar on you that zaps you everytime you deny her a treat
Owie. It's a good thing that I'm allergic to denying gals treats.
Anonymous · 1mo
Going to a bakery, whats your go-to pastry?
Probably like a croissant or a danish.
Anonymous · 1mo
Favorite worldbuilding element? Fetish or otherwise
Generally in most works it would be personal histories and how they entangle with one another before the story starts and after. I very much like a good interpersonal drama.
Anonymous · 1mo
Tamamasita, they're putting me in the fucking computer and sending me to the moon cell, who do I summon to save my ass?
Firstly, WHO ARE YOU CALLING TAMAMASITA?!???
Secondly, ideally you want a Saber with a high level in Bullshittery. My personal pick would be Richard, but it's up to user preference.
Anonymous · 1mo
Thoughts on a vampire woman binging on stolen blood bank blood until she’s a huge and bloated like a tick.
While I prefer more personal blood donations, this is also an acceptable way to get a vampire huge.