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Anonymous · 17h

So how do you feel about the theory that human Alastor was seducing his victims/black widow Alastor theory? What are your thoughts on it and also do you think it has legit credibility?

Anonymous · 1d

Besides the fact that you ship him with all three, which of the executives do you think would look the hottest fucking human Al?

Good question, Anon.

Blondie because he's built like a shit brickhouse and probably rough. Bloke had eyebags and likely running on zero sleep, cocaine, and work stress. Glazing and tanning Alastor's butt is the medicine.

Second choice is Glasses Executive. Tallest. Likely charming and smooth in public. Total freak in bed. Uses Alastor to process his extra spicy internalised issues and train Alastor to bend over his desk with his daily coffee errand run. Teases Alastor for his vision problems, a hypocrite.

Anonymous · 5d

It's actually blood splatter on Alastor's upper lip in his human card which makes more sense than them taking away his mustache only to add it into a card for some reason (not a problem for me cause I thought that mustache ruined an otherwise pretty femboy)

Anonymous · 7d

That one AlastorxExecutives pic you posted? Yeah I don't know if you've seen it but there's a more nsfw version where he's being double penetrated and spitroasted by the blonde haired and glasses executive in case you didn't know. Also you're so right, we're suffering a famine of porn with Alastor getting fucked by those executives

I didn't know, thanks for the heads up. Last I checked it was just the WIP.

There has to be a tag so we can unite as a team. I have no idea or reach as just one guy. CorporateRadio?

Anonymous · 9d

Have you seen any art of Alastor with those three white executives? I was totally expecting some to drop after s2 especially since they're so much bigger and more powerful looking than Al but I haven't seen any just yet and it's a damn shameful tragedy

Anonymous · 14d

Just curious, how do you feel about murdermedia? (human version of radiostatic), do you think it's a good version of RS or is it not really your cup of tea?

Anonymous · 16d

Do you have any headcanons for human Alastor???

Anonymous · 19d

I'm almost surprised you have a form dedicated to just human Alastor now, he seems to be really popular...which I think is understandable lol, he was a very pretty babe when he was alive I'd say

He's outnumbered my other verses, except maybe there's a tie with Cervine Delicacy. I'm not complaining, Human!Alastor needs to be tamed & misused (or something soft/gentle).

Anonymous · 1mo

wait ive talked with that person on x before and they were in the middle of commissioning you but then dipped and softblocked you??? oh no BIG YIKES. they seemed like a lovely person when i talked to them đź’€

Yeah, that's how it played out. We were mutuals until 2 days ago. They didn't answer my messages, so I've wrapped it up from my end.

I've heard from others too after the fact that they flake. Shitty.

Anonymous · 3mo

Now that human Alastor revealed, are you also hoping that there's gonna be an influx of porn of Alastor getting his ass stuffed by those men he was auditioning in front of? Cause I sure am

Oh, fuck, I'm sorry Anon, I forgot to log in here.

Yes, I do. Very much. I actually have a WIP fix request featuring Alastor auditioning for a promotion; in exchange he has to let himself get fucked by his bosses. There's other kinks & subplots involved, but my clients' requests are confidential, I honour that. Thanks for the ask!

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