What's on your mind, sinner?

Anonymous · 1mo

I figured you should see this as the head of CorporateRadio 🙏🫡
https://x.com/oonpiturn_/status/2024673919056380265

why thank you~ I hadn't seen this. Great way to start my weekend

Ren · 1mo

Anonymous · 2mo

You know, there's also a blonde guy who passes Alastor in his introduction that looks at him with lust in his eyes imo, I'll admit I kind of ship him with that guy too along with the aristocrat and the executives

He can't be left out, background-character-truther is the way. No argument here.

I?got a request for that one a while back; my fic "Blood Money". Human!Alastor Cult, rise up!

Alastor is a magnet for blondes.

Ren · 2mo

Anonymous · 2mo

I have a headcanon that Alastor has a thing for blonde men not only cause he probably seduced that old white aristocrat but also he was dragging the body of another blonde guy, who he also may have seduced, through the woods which makes one of the executives being blonde even better

That's another good HC, him having a type. The colour is common but we don't have to pay attention to that. Others reckon Vincent had a thing for rangas, so why not Alastor hunting blondes? Aads spice to the game, more fun than just choosing anybody who looks at him twice.

Ren · 2mo

Anonymous · 2mo

So how do you feel about the theory that human Alastor was seducing his victims/black widow Alastor theory? What are your thoughts on it and also do you think it has legit credibility?

I've had this headcanon for my Alastor RP blog when that episode aired, and had an existing 'conflicted/emotionally stunted/empty' Alastor sell his body for sex in order to 'feel' something before. i hadn't received any flak for it, but it's nice to see others embracing the idex so mucu later after show.

I do think Alastor lured that aristocrat/playboy out for something sordid because there's so many visible cues. Partially undressed, ripped sleeve, happens to have a chef's knife on him. Plus, it wasn't a scuffle/fight. All we we were given were the guy was shoved down, and he was shocked. Different story versus a shot of them grappling or the guy disarmed.

Ren · 2mo

Anonymous · 2mo

Besides the fact that you ship him with all three, which of the executives do you think would look the hottest fucking human Al?

Good question, Anon.

Blondie because he's built like a shit brickhouse and probably rough. Bloke had eyebags and likely running on zero sleep, cocaine, and work stress. Glazing and tanning Alastor's butt is the medicine.

Second choice is Glasses Executive. Tallest. Likely charming and smooth in public. Total freak in bed. Uses Alastor to process his extra spicy internalised issues and train Alastor to bend over his desk with his daily coffee errand run. Teases Alastor for his vision problems, a hypocrite.

Ren · 2mo

Anonymous · 2mo

It's actually blood splatter on Alastor's upper lip in his human card which makes more sense than them taking away his mustache only to add it into a card for some reason (not a problem for me cause I thought that mustache ruined an otherwise pretty femboy)

My bad, it was doing the rounds and wasn't tagged as fanedit~

Ren · 2mo

Anonymous · 2mo

That one AlastorxExecutives pic you posted? Yeah I don't know if you've seen it but there's a more nsfw version where he's being double penetrated and spitroasted by the blonde haired and glasses executive in case you didn't know. Also you're so right, we're suffering a famine of porn with Alastor getting fucked by those executives

I didn't know, thanks for the heads up. Last I checked it was just the WIP.

There has to be a tag so we can unite as a team. I have no idea or reach as just one guy. CorporateRadio?

Ren · 2mo

Anonymous · 2mo

Have you seen any art of Alastor with those three white executives? I was totally expecting some to drop after s2 especially since they're so much bigger and more powerful looking than Al but I haven't seen any just yet and it's a damn shameful tragedy

Yes, one jumpscared me in twt this morning! We have a famine for real.
Nobody tags.

https://x.com/puriti_dabi/status/2015872831066931412

Ren · 2mo

Anonymous · 2mo

Just curious, how do you feel about murdermedia? (human version of radiostatic), do you think it's a good version of RS or is it not really your cup of tea?

I fucking love murdermedia.

I already had one human!Voxal request done before s2, and since then have a few variations of the ship done and WIP. Including a delicious retro murdernedia, a demon!Vox/human!Alastor, and a Vincent/AtticWife!Alastor. There might be more I'll forgotten to name here.

I wish the art that's out there wasn't plagued so much by whitewashed Alastor. We could have everything if artists were respectful.

I ship RadioSilence, RadioStatic, MurderMedia, but haven't touched on StaticSilence. I prefer toxic, unhinged, unhealthy portrayals, I can't see Alastor as the stalker and Vox as the victim. Let Vox be his parasitic freakself.

Ren · 2mo

Anonymous · 2mo

Do you have any headcanons for human Alastor???

Yes, I think I've covered most of them in my fics before I got requests, but I can't say for sure, it's a relatively 'new' verse for me, but it hds quickly risen to the top, a tie with Cervine Delicacy.

Complicated, conflicting emotional baggage re:attraction to romance, intimacy, and to other men.
Nights he tries to resolve/satify these urges through hooking, one-night stands, and dangerous behaviour, in spite of the period-relevant laws & conventions.
Can't see very well without his glasses.
Heavy drinker but will lie about it. Alcoholic parents.
Doesn't actually speak French. He speaks a Creole dialect. I do a lot of research.
He is not a cannibal.
Heavy masochist. Pain + Sex / Intimacy = feels good.
Craves Doms & Tops, finds carthasis in subbing & bottoming, relinquishes control & satisfies punishment for whatever negativity he's feeling or his deeds.