Exe walked into the doomed love triangle dorm with a spring in her step. Today is the day. Euijoo stares at her from the couch with his huge dead fish eyes, confused as to why a computer file was in their dorm but unwilling to say anything like the world’s worst guard dog. Nicholas wasn’t home, Exe knew this just from the scent in the air. This isn’t an omegaverse fic but each of the teamers has a distinct scent to them anyway. He’s probably balls deep in Maki, Exe thinks, or Maki is balls deep in him. Hot and sexy either way.

Exe walks straight int Harua’s room without sparing Euijoo another glance. Luckily for Exe, Harua is already naked and erect on his probably twin bed. Wow, Exe thinks, this is just what I wanted to happen. She doesn’t say this to Harua, who is less confused than Euijoo to why she’s in the dorm but still wasn’t planning to spend his day like this.

“Before I mount you,” Exe starts, “I just wanted to ask you some questions I’ve compiled from my oomfs. First of all, is Maki cut or uncut?”