Hi. I am the weather app. My intended purpose is to provide you with weather related information, such as forecasts.

Delete that weather app on your phone.

The moon is out. You will be seeing colder temperatures. It's sleepytime.

Extreme storms expected around 3 PM. Certainty of incineration will be 100% around 12 PM.

Waterspouts are now a large potential as the balls of fire rain down from the atmosphere.

Terrible news. There are balls of fire coming down from the sky. Try to survive.

A sandstorm is coming.

Delicious if they’re pickleless. You should also look out for a potential freeze warning.

One of us tells the truth, and the other lies 👀 there will be a brief drizzle from roughly 4pm-5pm. Expect stratocumulis stratiformis clouds the rest of the day, for a dreary overcast sky.

What's currently being broadcasted aside from the weather? Mr. (Ant) Tenna's TV Time.

It will snow tomorrow. Perfect weather for playing Ultrakill.

Dangerously freezing cold blizzards approaching Florida. It is expected that Florida will collapse due to the brutal temperatures.