the gimmick of lohen not listening to chocobo (except that one time abt how his book works) is so tasty and delicious. than… — bringing up varka is the best way to get lohen to pay attention https://alterspring.org/@varkalohen/a/117551256152563441 Lohen whenever chocobo opens his mouth: ȃ̸̛̼̮͈̲͍̖̌̌̇̀̽͋̈̎̅̑̉͘͜͜͠ͅj̷͉̯̯̲̻̤̺̱̎͂̏͂́̔͒̈́̈s̵̳͕̲͈̒̽̓̆͠ḋ̴̨̗͖̹̝͎͒̽̇̅͛̋͛͝ḩ̶̘̳̱́̆̍̔͌̌̉ģ̴̛̼̮͙̟̦̦̜̦̖̯͍͕͓̔̅́̏̐̉̈̿̿̂͘͠͝͝j̴̨̛͙̣͇̰̲̣̠̹̱͙̍̃̋͐͂̅̓͝ͅa̵̢̧̧̛͎̺͙̺̱̼̳̤͕͔͗̉͗̒͐̏̽̈́̄̕̕͘͝g̷̳̠̲̗͓̱̳̣̯͙̔̈́̈́̀s̸̛͉̤̩̘̠̓̏̓͛͊͋̚͝͝͠ͅd̷͓̖͍͎͓̗̫̺̬̤͎̐͋̀́̅̅̅͊̏̈̾̈͛́j̵̝͌̽s̷̱͕̄͑̈̒̆̿̓̓͑j̴̡̠͙̼̼̼̬͖͍͚̟͎̹̯̯̓͌͑̔͘̚̕̚g̸̨̧̢͚̯̮̻̠͎̱̹̩̹̏͒͂̓̓͊d̵̢̥̬̝͚̺̩͕̺̮̬̐͒̍̑̆̐͜͠a̴̛̛̫͇̟̜̮̻͌͒̈́̅́̆̀̊̒̍͒̿͝j̷̧̢̼͇͓͚͎̥͚͙͌̅̄̽̎͒́̍̾͌s̸̨̛̙͉̮͍̩̘͈̻͖̱̑̈́͋̌͆̊̅͊́̊͝͠͝͝ͅd̸̢̬̦̥̰̦̣͍̲̲̦͖̰̹̲̊̀̌͛̄͐̀̽͆̈́͘ǎ̷͚̘̳͕͎̗̝̥̖̔͐́̔̓͝g̷̡̯͓͙̳̙̟̝̘̺͙͈̥̐͗̄̈̉͐̔͑̋͒́̕͘͠d̷̛͔̰̪͋͛͒̉́͂̒͘͠ the 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 said--