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hey so purely out of boredom today, i actually ended up typing up that random yunki demon idea i had sent like a month ago, and i was gonna try to post it on ao3 like either tomorrow night or sunday night. that being said, i know you were planning on taking a break from twitter this weekend for the month (valid, get some rest!<3), but if you happen to still be around tomorrow or sunday night, whenever i post it, i was gonna send you the link on alterspring. there’s no need to read it at all, this isn’t me trying to force you read it, i just thought i’d mention it now since you were gonna leave twitter for a bit, and i thought i’d send the link since it originally came from an anon message i had sent to your account (which was, in turn, prompted by you posting that d:u jake/monster yunki pic) lol. but i cannot emphasize enough how much you don’t have to read it

also i cannot promise at all that it’s any good at all, i’m not a writer and i have like no writing experience, and i can’t promise that it’s interesting or enjoyable to read. but again, just sending the link later for fun (and also as a sort of thank you?? of sorts?? for entertaining my random alterspring essay messages lmao)

anyway love your account, it really is such a fun space to hang out in, and if you log out of your account for a bit, i hope it gives you the break you need<3

hear me out: the pocketz duo teams up to get revenge on sunghoon after realizing he's been leading them both on. jungwon uncovers the truth, that sunghoon has been seeing both of them simultaneously and even made a bet with his teammates about who he'd hook up with first. furious, sunoo devises a plan: he invites sunghoon over under the pretense of finally giving him what he's been chasing. completely unsuspecting, sunghoon shows up smug and overconfident. to sell the act, sunoo convinces him that he’s always wanted his partner to hand over complete control to him in bed. sunghoon thinking with his dick allows sunoo to tie him up leaving him unable to get up. jungwon finally joins them with a box of different toys to use on hoon. the rest can be up to your imagination

ok hear me out, jakeharem thought, vaguely based on the initial idea that had previously prompted that orgy thought.

so sunoo is gay, right? and he’s always been gay, it’s always been something people were aware of, so there would be no point in faking it. as a result, sunoo’s always had a bit of an awkward relationship with other men - of course, he’s been friends with guys, and dated guys. but for a lot of men with beliefs to unpack, sunoo being gay can make things awkward between them. even more awkward, are all of the comments that get thrown his way.

especially when some of the comments have a degree of truth to them. no, he’s not down to fuck every single guy he meets, but sue him for having eyes and recognizing that all of the guys in the group are objectively conventionally attractive men. and looks aren’t the only thing that matter to sunoo, it’s not like he’s spending all of his time ogling the other members of the group, … but he can’t complain that they’re all easy on the eyes, and he’s allowed to not HATE being surrounded by 6 hot dudes every day. like, this is by FAR not the worst situation he’s ever found himself in, and not the worst living situation he could imagine being stuck in, not by a long shot. being always surrounded by 6 very hot dudes that aren’t homophobic is far from an issue for sunoo.

the only times when “being surrounded by hot dudes with really sexy bodies” is a bit of a problem, is when those aforementioned hot dudes suddenly become aware of their hot-dude-ness. and of sunoo’s homosexuality. and then it suddenly becomes their personal mission to get a boost to their ego by making sunoo flustered.

it would usually be malicious with anyone else, in any other context, but in this case it’s not bullying. not out of mockery of sunoo’s reactions, CERTAINLY NOT a mockery of his homosexuality, but rather - what sunoo would come to realize was a sort of fascination with being the object of sunoo’s desires. a fun and educational experience for them, torture for sunoo, who has to sit there and be subjected to 6 hot dudes conducting their experiments by fully inserting themselves into his personal space bubble, leaning into his face as if to lean in for a kiss, checking him out head-to-toe and reminding him how hot he is, etc. he’s living the most Y/N life imaginable, and it’s torture, because he’s living his ultimately fantasy, yet at no point in this dream-come-true does he ever actually GET LAID.

the two worst offenders (though they were all pretty evil) were sunghoon and jake. the latter would cuddle up with him, and beg for reassurance from sunoo, that sunoo finds him hot, and in exactly what was hot about him. it never crossed into romantic territory - sunoo figured it was more for a sort of platonic-bro-bonding-honesty-and-mutual-bro-ego-boost kind of way. but does he really need to be told he’s hot EVERY day? sunghoon didn’t need words of affirmation (but he’d certainly take them if offered) since he’d rather do his own hands-on research observations. taking off his shirt in front of sunoo, cupping sunoo’s cheek, putting themselves in suggestive situations, letting his hand overstay its welcome on sunoo’s “lower back” (read: ass) after “helping” sunoo move out of the way. again, it would be mean and homophobic bullying, if it weren’t for the fact that sunghoon (and the others) took a weird pride in sunoo’s homosexuality. it was weird. for sunoo, and another member…

someone’s gotta do something, cause sunoo’s getting pent up. naturally sunghoon, the evil terrible man himself, was the one to finally redeem himself and solve sunoo’s growing problems, both long-term (by asking him out, as a boyfriend) and short-term (whatever the standard average duration of an erection is, idk). they start having sex, doing the in and out and in and out and in again routine. and if you think about it, technically if sex is just “in and out” over and over again, they’re actually constantly having sex 24/7. because all of them time spent with the dick outside the other’s ass is actually just a really extended “waiting for the next thrust inside” period. it’s like temporarily removing the dick to reinsert it, except waiting time takes two and a half days before reinsertion. is death the only way to truly end a sexual encounter, since it guarantees that the dick will never be reinserted? this is a weird train of thought for jake to be having while watching sunsun have sex.

he’s been watching them fuck since day one, and their apathetic toleration of his presence (they just sorta forgot he was there) now means that he’s got a frequent flyers status to the cuck chair in their room, with lounge access in sunoo’s private washroom for prime solo action (with a view!)

but this now raises the question: why was jake so intrigued with sunsun having sex? what was he studying, watching them fuck time after time? and why was he so obsessed with how the other members treated sunoo? he thought watching sunsun have sex would solve his questions he had about the group’s sunoo dynamic, but it actually made his confusion worse. it’s not like he had romantic feelings for sunoo, but something about the attention sunoo got appealed to jake. even seeing his best buddy sunghoon pound into sunoo was appealing. not that he wanted to date sunghoon, he just wanted both of them to pound into him while they dated each other and kissed each other and made out.

the sort of reaction he loved to provoke out of sunoo, he wanted sunoo to do the same to him. he wanted sunghoon to pull off his shirt and flex in front of jake, and to get that same satisfaction from jake’s reaction. he wanted riki to flirt with him and keel over laughing when jake couldn’t look him in the eyes. he wanted jay to treat him like he treats sunoo… actually, that might be more of a general life request for jay, rather than a specifically sexual one. but sexually, he wants jay to sit on his face. heeseung can do anything. his ass is open to receiving submissions for ideas, delivered directly.

there’s gotta be a subtle way of asking your platonic besties/coworkers to flirt with you, just for the bit, to get a reaction out of you… right? there’s gotta be an easy conversational entry for jake to request for all the 6 hot dudes he works with, to start casually/explicitly sexually teasing him, right?

the opportunity presents itself in the kitchen one day, when jay makes some comment about sunoo, and maybe sunghoon got annoyed or maybe jay just took sunghoon’s reaction the wrong way, but suddenly they’re bickering as they always do, and jake has the brilliant mediation strategy of informing jay that he can “just have sex with him instead! the others too!!” so easy. no jealousy needed, let out the tension, and no need to start problems. for clarification, he added that, he knows that “i may not be sunoo, but i HAVE watched him have sex with sunghoon multiple times, so that’s gotta count for some experience”

and it worked! despite all of their shocked and confused faces, jay DID start having sex with jake, and so did riki/heeseung/jungwon, maybe on occasion sunsun too. despite their surprise, they all happily followed through with jake’s suggestion, which was a relief for jake’s shot-in-the-dark, given that jay’s original comment in the kitchen was about sunoo’s cooking skills

~ <3

“i had no idea where i was going with this” sunsun hybrids thoughts. anyway. fox sunoo and dog sunghoon. and sunoo’s a fox with his back-and-forth pre-sex games

like, sunoo will “stalk” sunghoon - sunoo isn’t usually as clingy as sunghoon, especially while working, but suddenly sunghoon will start feeling eyes on him. he might not be beside sunoo at that moment, they’re in different rooms and busy with other schedules/activities, but there’s an ongoing sense that he’s being watched.

he’ll then start spotting sunoo more than usual, in innocent ways, like catching a glimpse of sunoo walking down the hallway past the door (when they’re supposed to be filming in different rooms), or catching sunoo watching him from a distance. not enough enough to count as “being together,” but enough for sunghoon to constantly notice his presence and be reminded of him.

then, sunoo will play games up front with him, testing sunghoon’s patience. but sunghoon’s the master of teasing and messing with sunoo, so this goes both ways. it IS sunghoon after all, and if there’s anything sunghoon likes, it’s getting a reaction out of sunoo. the games are mutual.

sunghoon goes and “bothers” sunoo all day, pulling his tail, flicking or licking him, or just being his usual sunghoon self, and all the usual things that sunghoon does, etc. and sunoo always pulls away whining. but the moment sunghoon might doubt his actions or let up on them, he’s soon to feel sharp teeth leave a quick nip into his side, from a sunoo who’s already taken several strides away by the time sunghoon turns around, trying to get sunghoon to keep teasing him. sunoo pulling away might seem like disinterest, but sunoo’s got other ways of saying no.

and it’s all fun and games (literally) until one of them pounces and then they fuck it out. despite sunghoon’s love of messing with sunoo, if there’s one thing he loves more, it’s messing around with sunoo, so he usually pounces first. plus, have you ever told a puppy you wanna go for a walk, only to spend 15 minutes putting on your shoes? once their games get to a certain point, sunghoon’s ready to go.

sunghoon has a lot of patience, except for when he had had that thought, about five minutes after waking up. the thought that, he really wants sunoo to fuck him. and he needs that right now. this is urgent. unfortunately, he really is a puppy, so the moment he has an idea, there’s no waiting for it. problem is, sunoo’s gone for individual schedules, and they’ve both been busy. it’s only been a week since they last fucked, and since sunoo last fucked him, but suddenly he needs it right now or else he’s gonna die.

it briefly occurs to sunghoon, mid-fantasy and several fingers in, that the next time he has sex with sunoo, he might want sunghoon to do the topping… sunghoon will cross that bridge when he gets there. in the meantime, on his bed, alone, in his desperation fantasizing… sunghoon teases sunoo - skip to the next scene - sunoo gets upset and pouts at him - skip … actually, hold that thought for another moment - sunoo’s pretty lips<3 - nice, anyway - sunghoon’s on his knees between sunoo’s thighs - no, that’s too far in - sunoo’s teasing sunghoon, cause he’s lying in bed with his hips up and whining… sorta like he’s doing right now… what if sunoo walked in right now? - that’s a good one - sunoo walks in after his schedules, watching sunghoon with his hips up -

never mind. this isn’t enough. sunghoon needs a toy. sunghoon reaches over to search for his FAVOURITE toy!! (he IS a puppy, after all… he sees a rubber bone[r], and boy is he ever gonna play with it). he works himself onto it. back to the fantasizing

sunoo walks in on him, on his knees, riding the toy he had placed on the floor. sunoo teases him - ok, this isn’t going fast enough, skip - sunoo is underneath sunghoon, the latter who is now on the former’s lap, and the toy that existed both in real life and in sunghoon’s imagination, was replaced in his imagination by sunoo’s dick. he needs it now.

sunghoon needs sunoo. something soft and squishy and cute like sunoo. sunghoon maneuvers himself off the toy to reach for one of sunoo’s plushies, a specific one that sunoo had allowed him to “borrow” (but NOT own. it is SUNOO’s plushie, for sunoo’s bed, for sunoo to decorate his own room with. it’s NOT for sex, but sunghoon can BORROW it if he’s a horny puppy and absolutely needs something to fuck). this is a good time to borrow it. right now, sunghoon is a horny puppy and absolutely needs something to fuck. he sits back down onto the toy, and places the plushie in front of himself, rubbing himself against it as he keeps riding the toy (this time much faster, to make up for lost time spent looking for the plushie). and it’s still not enough!!

sunghoon needs all of his toys

sunoo comes home and sunghoon’s trying to get a reaction out of him. and sunoo’s clearly interested in sex, but it’s just not going fast enough. and sunghoon’s been waiting for so, so, SO long. since this!! morning!! :(

teasing and bickering and straight-up voicing his desires out loud isn’t enough apparently. humping sunoo’s leg was a pretty direct indication, maybe a little crude, but sunoo encouraged it, turning to the side to let sunghoon use his hip… NOT what sunghoon was going for. he thought for a moment that sunoo’s clear interest was maybe misread, but the second he backed off to end this, turning around for a second, he felt a nip on the top of his shoulder and whining

oh COME on, sunoo’s just messing with him

sunghoon should maybe try to get back at him, and under normal circumstances he’d be doing exactly that. under normal circumstances, he’d be teasing back like usual, and all of the usual sunghoon et ceteras. but these are not normal circumstances. ever since he had the thought of sunoo fucking him, as of this morning, he’s been struggling. he can’t take it anymore. so of course there’s only one option left, that is, to drop his pants, drop his underwear, drop himself on the floor, and the only thing left in the air that hasn’t been dropped is his ass.

and so then of course sunoo is gonna give sunghoon what he wants. FINALLY.

UNTIL they move over to the bedroom, where sunghoon’s got all his toys layed out. he was so excited by sunoo coming home that he forgot to put them all away. and don’t forget - don’t foxes like to play? aren’t foxes also dogs? and dogs like to play with other dogs’ toys!!!

sunoo’s tail is wagging. oh no.

sunoo’s still going

… at this rate, sunghoon is never gonna get dick

oh yeah in my head writing that, jake’s looking for some action with riki cause he’s not self aware enough to realize that heeseung would be SO down to fuck (in a bro way ofc). but riki is down to fuck with anyone in a “i’m gay” way, so like also ofc he’s gonna add himself into heejake. and sunghoon is ready to hop on sunoo’s dick the moment arises, so really it was inevitable for the orgy to happen. meanwhile jaywon as a couple, wander from couple to couple, occasionally providing intercourse services to any couples in need<3