hey fun math fact! if you do all combinations of the 6 enha members (combinations, so order doesn’t matter), and if you assume each person can have sex a maximum of 1 time per day, it would take them 31 days to get through all combinations (with groups of 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6). if you included heeseung, making it 7, it would take them 64 days to get through all combinations (groups of 2 to 7).
there might be a way to make it more efficient and condensed, but that was my first way of condensing it.

so in theory, if they decided to make it a new year’s resolution (committing to slightly less than one sex session per day, considering the days where they are excluded, like with groups of 5), every current member could get with each other (in every combination, including everyone x everyone) by the last day of january.
i feel bad excluding one member (when they do combinations of 5), so we could just say that, on the days where 1 member isn’t having sex, they’re doing selfcest (and a clone of themselves spawns for that one single day). which would increase the average to exactly one sex session per day, and no one would go a day without sex, and it would still take exactly 31 days.

and if you consider heeseung, it would take them just over 2 months. but, if they committed to more than 2 sex sessions per day (that’s assuming that, on the days where one member is excluded, they’re doing selfcest with a clone), they could bring that 64 down to 32. and if they squeeze the final 7 everyone x everyone into the last day (for some, increasing it to 3 sessions on that last day), they could do it in 31 days. which would also fit into the month of january.

lots of new year’s resolution potential

was playing tomodachi life and my riki mii was sitting with another mii, showing his panda plushie. which was so cute.

except i zoomed in, and the dialogue tag was “they're talking about how a panda plush might be the most ‘sexy, i wanna ride u later’”
(which was a sentence i had inputted in a previous conversation, not realizing the full potential of what could happen if the game recycled that phrase in a different context)

the conversation WAS with a mii that was completely insane/inappropriate for that kind of thing. so after taking a moment to process what the fuck convo i was witnessing, it DID give me a brief heeki idea, that being: heeseung’s plushies/cute things collection!

heeki cuddled up together, playing video games together, and it’s getting late. rk would rather sleep over with hs but they both have places to be in the morning. on his way out, rk steals one of hee’s plushies, thinking hs wouldn’t notice. plus, it’s a duplicate of another plushie hee has, so hee def won’t realize if one of them is missing, right? rk just wants something to cuddle with at night!!! he struggles to sleep without his arms wrapped around something.

that night, however, he was struggling to sleep for other reasons entirely. and in his sleepy mind, desperate to fall asleep at 4 in the morning, he can’t stop thinking about hee and grabs the plushie, shoving it between his thighs. and it’s still not enough.

the plushie has a pretty firm body, and it DOES slot nicely between his thighs… rk already can’t fall asleep, so if this takes too long, it’s not like he’s got anything to lose. so he grabs lube and a dildo and sits it on the plushie’s body (ofc putting a blanket between the dildo and the plushie, he wouldn’t wanna get it dirty with lube, it’s HEE’S plushie after all), looking it in the eyes while he sinks down.

a few minutes later, and it works! and he feels a lot better, a lot more tired, and falls asleep on the spot. except he wakes up and notices that he covered the body of the plush with a blanket, but not the head. which didnt get any lube on it, but rk def still dirtied it. and the first text he gets minutes after waking up, is from hs asking where his plushie went