Ooh, I gotta admit I had one line from me and you and you and me that I thought of straight away:

"If it were real, he'd see that curious green shimmer in Changbin's eyes, color serving as an omen like the banding of a snake: danger, do not approach. As it is, he just sees dark brown. Safe, handle with care."

What can I say, I like metaphors and italics lmao