Divine law of the universe: Give me as much money as I want

everyone gets a pet cat yay yippie 😁😁😁

that being mean is now illegal. and i don't mean accidentally saying a rude thing, i mean genuinely going out of your way to hurt someone else's feelings and put them down

White people gotta pay 10 Dollars a month to Native Americans and Black people

That anyone with a criminal record cannot be president, in light of recent events. Also, I think there should be laws against transphobia and homophobia, but this may be me being #WOKE.

TAX THE RICH!

new law everyone give me sunday merch

everyone has to have one of those ugly fucking talking potal dude plushes

everyone has to donate me 1000 primogems for my c6 r5 raiden funds

everyone has gotta watch atleast one Gintama episode throughout their lifetime