hello pippin. id likr to play a game. in the room across from you, seperated by glass, is a battat. you have 1 hour to stop yourself from touching the battat. if the glass is damaged in any way, you both will be dipped into acid. if you survive, you and your battat may be freed. Begin
FUCK YOU CANT DO THIS TOME. GRAHHHHHHHH
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