I have to be honest this one took me a bit to get because I was looking at it literally. What do you mean you're going to install more RAM on me? Do you mean you're going to wiggle it back and forth until it sets in the socket snugly? You usually upgrade RAM in pairs so is this double penetration? Why don't you just upload your file directly to my forward port? Can't you just insert a new media device for me to scan and format? Or is this some higher level stuff where you want to pull me open and feel around as deep as you can get?

But honestly the homophone for the physical act of ramming is pretty good. I'd honestly settle for if you wanted to give me a good high performance hard drive too. If you wanted to update my mother board with a fresh thermal paste. Make sure my fans are full blown out. Get my liquid cooling topped off.

Cum in my expansion bus.