yeah, of course. i’m always down to make new friends. i can carry a conversation as long as i’m not the only one putting in the effort.

nurse, put this one under observation.

i’m straight and i hate faggots.

i can’t say the morally questionable one here. that one’s probably best left unsaid. another thing i was thinking about was reopening someone’s self-harm wound, then fingering it.

i like rats. i’ve got plenty of them in my ward. come over if you wanna dissect one with me.

at least you get the privilege of having your guts rearranged by me.

let’s put a little more space between you and me.

big enough that i’ve ruined someone’s ability to be normal about it.

hello, which one of my patients escaped and found a phone.

i had a feeling it was ivan the moment i read it, so i’m trusting my gut on this one.