Probably any micro that decided my shoe was a good place to hide out. Like, seriously, if they knew that was going to happen, y'know, whatever. It's their funeral. But if they thought my shoe was a legit good hiding space? Are you outside of your mind?

Goddamn did you see that shit? That was fucking crazy.

Anyway, I'm Rastle.

Under a certain size, everyone is fair game. Thems the rules.

'Dodge,' hah. You're gonna likely be stuck in saliva and chewed food, good luck 'dodging' anything.

Well, if the rest of my answers have been any indication, likely ending up underfoot.

Well. "Accidentally" lose yourself in my breakfast, and you just might see it.

Of course. Whether I notice 'em or not, more than a few end up as calories.

I see myself a guy just having some fun.

Sandals/flip-flops, converse, and combat boots

Humans make for great micros. Very much a fan of the giant fur/tiny human dynamic.