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Anonymous · 1mo

Get behind me, Ranu!! Nanti saya akan tebas semua kecoak yang ganggu kamu. Biasanya saya saya ngopi sekitar 4-5 gelas per harinya, hanya tadi aja gak sempat ngopi sama sekali karena kelupaan beli dan harus mengantri. Betul, kalau nungguin pulang emang terasa agak lama, tapi tadi saya emang lagi mikirin kasur di rumah, hahahaha. Wih..kita banyak kesamaan juga ya ternyata, kamu udah pernah bikin jus buah naga lalu campur yogurt, belum? Kalau belum, kamu harus cobain. Ini enak banget, tapi kalau belum yakin sama rasanya, kamu bisa bikin sedikit dulu. Hmhh... kamu harus makan yang teratur, ya? Makan nasi paling utama untuk memulai hari, sisanya kamu mau makan apa aja bisa. Such a good boy! Baik banget kamu, Ranu. Terima kasih ya karena udah membagikan rezeki yang makhluk Tuhan lainnya, semoga kebaikan kamu di balas lebih berharga. Boleh, boleh. Kamu boleh beli ayam gepreknya, berarti kamu harus ke kantor saya dulu dong, ya? Boleh kalau mau Telegram. Actually, I don't have a cyber account atm, I only have a private one, and I often stalk the Muncorner base and often see you perched there socializing. Oh, I must say, I truly admire the emotion with which you write and the warmth of your interactions. Besides that, you are quite adorable. Boleh, pasti nanti saya temani kok. Kamu gak perlu khawatir tajut atau hantunya bakal keluar dari layar. Pastinya, saya akan sharing apa aja yang menjadi kesukaan saya.

Hai, fighter. Here I am (again) woke up all of sudden. Let me answer all of those carefully, ya. Waduh, nanti kamu tebas sama samurai panjang kamu, bukan? Fighter, please lessen consuming your daily caffeine, ya? Jangan kebanyakan, kasian perut kamu, I mean— I don’t know (yet) what you usually do and what your comforts are, cukupinya air putih aja, ya? Jangan kopi, plis? Pantesan, tadi jadinya ngantuk ngantuk gitu, ya? Mhm, I tried, ya? I’ve been losing my appetite for few days, but I’m promise, I will do as you said. Amen, amen, I tried and always trying to be something and have meaning for at least in every timy deeds I do, fighter. I want to have something or being a reason, it is for all beings or for you or for others. I want to feel that I’m not worthless or something. Thank you for seeing the good on me, fighter. Semoga atau jangan semoga deh, itu masih ngambang, mhm kebahagiaan dan berkat Tuhan selalu ada untukmu, termasuk kemudahan kemudahan sederhana di dalam menyelesaikan pekerjaanmu, ya? Amen. Well, kalau memang harus kayak gitu, aku harus meluncur ke sana, ke kantor kamu segera! Ngueeeeng. Oh .... I see, mhm, if you want to talk through here or happen to share your private with me someday, perhaps or have a talk through Telegram, please knock my DM? I will set my DM for public about 1 day full, in Saturday. Don’t private your account so I’ve got the notification on, and I will lean you my ID, I don’t want to leave it here or publicly, would it be fine for you? Mmmh, fighter .... Kenapa ya kamu pandai sekali memuji gitu? Belajar dari siapa hayoh? Yes, yes, thank you for including me, fighter. Share everything with me, ya?

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