woah okay this is serious business.

on one hand, i think geese are scary and mean and evil. but they don't have claws, and squirrels have claws. but geese can fly and squirrels can't fly. much to think about. i think, realistically, i could outrun a goose a week. but i think the claws on a squirrel would get me and i like having eyes. statistically, if im attacked by a squirrel a day, the likelihood of having no eyes at some point is high, and i don't love that.

im going goose final answer.