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kaitlyn · 2 answers · 2mo

Tried to put my curtains over my window failed and then they dropped to the floor so then I had to try and put the curtain rod back up butt booty ass naked it didn’t work because the two holders are uneven so and it’s too high up so I stretch and I swear I fucking pulled my hip in the process oh and I’m still naked . Then i just give up and i go to place the curtain rod down for me to figure out tomorrow but oh it can’t do that. No it FALLS OUT AND HITS THE FLOOR keep in mind that it’s 7 am . And it’s so fucking loud my cat Hannah jumps out of my bed and fucks off to go try to eat one of my fidget toys again. I place the rod and curtain down and then I realize… I’m still naked. Now my 30+ year old neighbours may have seen me nude, my hip hurts , im dizzy and also my head hurts because I pulled an all nighter FUCK MY STUPID BAKA LIFE BRUH

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