if this is almost as long as a oneshot fic, it's your fault

1. I'm doing okay, a bit irritated because of my parents because they refuse to believe me about anything. 90% sure im shifted again or someone else is in front because of it.

2. I already recommended you And One. So this time I'll recommend Faye Webster. Significantly calmer than And One but I think you'd like her, maybe? My favourites are But Not Kiss and I Know You.

3. Since I do want to get you into Tweek x Craig from South Park, I recommend BACKSLIDE. It's set in an AU were the two of them are in their late 20s and see each other for the first time after a decade at a high school reunion. It's smut heavy after chapter 3 or something, but the story itself is what got me so interested.

4. "This investigation would move a lot quicker if you took my word as gospel." Sherlock Holmes in BBCs SHERLOCK - Season 1 Episode 2 I think.

5. Sherlock is driving me mad, still. I kinda wish it wasn't because I have a long-fic that needs to be written. Either way it's taken over my brain and I can't stop thinking about johnlock. This is the most queerbaited ship I have ever seen. Seriously. For hundreds of years, Sherlock Holmes and John Watson have been shipped together. They are clearly queercoded and we have yet to see an adaptation where the two of them are together in canon.

6. Johnlock deserves this spot today. I've read about 8 oneshots about them? I like their dynamic a lot. Sherlock is very dominant (nsx) with what they do and where they go during cases. He is also very protective of John but hides it. He even avoided telling John that he had faked his death to protect him.
   John on the other hand is also very protective and is more keen on letting Sherlock take the lead during cases. He follows along for the thrill (which he admits) but also because of worry that Sherlock could get hurt. And he's a doctor, so perfect excuse, right?
   I refuse to think about their dynamic in the bedroom because I have no idea. I'm open to ideas but so far nothing makes sense to me. I headcanon Sherlock as gay aroace as well so it only complicates things for me further on how that'd even turn out. I do think they'd have sex, but again I can NOT picture it in my head.

7. I am quite fond of On an Eyelash