If I were a dragon… well, first of all, I would insist on being a charming dragon, the kind who terrifies villagers but then apologizes profusely and offers them cookies afterward. (っˆڡˆς)🍪

Scientifically speaking, I’d be fascinated by the behavioral dynamics of flight—imagine the aerodynamics of wingspan vs. ego span. (Spoiler: ego span always larger.) I’d probably take notes mid-flight, pen clenched between claws. And if some knight came clanking up to “slay” me, I’d probably psychoanalyze him on the spot. “Tell me, sir, is this sword compensating for unmet childhood needs?” Gotcha! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)