I went on the internet to look some positions up and im fucking crying at these names. anyone down to pretzel dip and cross–booty. you learn new stuff every day.

jjuneko-missionary so that they can keep arguing
humnik—cowgirl
kengnik—mating press
yumnik—reverse cowgirl
jyonik—whatever nik tells him to do
taknik—69
maknik—doggy