EEEEEE omg don't ever apologize that is so sweetiepie of u and i love talking about nene so i'd b veryy happy to introduce him!!! ^_^

wait i'm a little embarrassed cuz it might be impossible to make this "Quick" but i will try my best to not overdo it.. .

as a player: the heart of all his strengths is his coolheaded and diligent character. he has such an instinctive way of finding/creating space, he consistently makes clever and clean passes, he's equally comfortable with playing out wide and moving inside. he has crazy pace, so he does a fantastic job of moving up and down the pitch. i'm always freaking MINDBLOWN by how fast his reaction/reflex speed is, like How can he read the ball, his teammates, and his opponents all so well?? he makes actions that make you wonder if he perpetually lives 10 entire seconds ahead of everyone else. that quick thinking + vision for chances + execution quality makes him so dangerous. then of course, defensively, wheeeeewwww, okay, mere words cannot get across just how much of a beast he is. so let me just say he was the player with the most successful tackles in the 25/26 bundesliga season. he is The Most promising prospect in his position, PERIOD. EASY. and his profile evolves massively every single season, every single competition. i soooo sincerely believe he will become the best left-back in the world under kompany. 😭 he's just a dream of a player to me, the only player i've ever yearned for to join bayern. i don't fall for players easily at all, i WISH i could be less critical, but wow just entire worlds of potential in this guy. i'm so excited that he's finally at bayern where he belongssssss 😭😭

ok i overdid it. my bad. i will actually be quick with the next half. haahahakdfaj.

as a person, nene is soooo unbelievably charming. unrivaled levels of natural aegyo. widest range of facial expressions in history. effortlessly hilarious, like he does not Try to be funny ever, he's just 100% himself and that works out for him perfectly LMAO like... maybe he's a bad liar? so he chooses to just never lie at all? idk but he's terribly honest and true to/open about his thoughts and feelings, which means he's always either being funny as hell or real as hell. he's an all-around likable guy, but what i like most about him is how mundane he can be. he's really supportive of local businesses and events, just in general, wherever he goes. when he visits his hometown amberg, he goes to local traditional festivals, local amateur football games, visits his family members and friends at their workplaces, helps out at his stepdad's fitness center (nene has a personal trainer license or smth like that). in frankfurt, his favorite pastime was hanging out at local cafés and he befriended other regulars. in munich, he's already making connections with local spots too because ari has been showing him around LOL. fr, if you check nene's ig following, there's a bunch of random little shops, even shit like convenience stores man LDLAFJLSA and when local citizens post about meeting him in public, the settings are always just... car tire shop. pizza restaurant. nathaniel brown came up to my humble food stand. and he'll be smiling in the pics like this :) :] :D

also he has a girlfriend but they're really lowkey and just wanna be their own people, they don't even follow each other on instagram hahaah. it's not a hidden relationship or anything, they post pictures together/of each other if they reallyyyyy feel like it. they go on such cute dates, like aquariums and museums and just eating their fav foods while sitting with the nature! refreshing relationship for an athlete to have and eda is just awesome, she's the only "wag" i've ever followed bc she's so cool and charming and funnnyyyy 😖🫶 i'm not the type to be invested in footballers' personal lives outside of football, which may sound contradictory to everything i just talked about, but the way i see nene and his gf on instagram is like people i went to high school with HAHAHAH like ohhh ok there's nathaniel brown at the carnival. wowwww eda went to an animal farm aww so cute i love horses. pfffftttt. i genuinely could not tell u what any other celebrities and their significant others get up to in their free time, just nene and eda cuz their existences are so chill and unobtrusive lol (and my algorithm just shows me Everything cuz it knows im a nene fan)

so . that was long too. SOORRRRYYYY I DIDNT MEAN TO. I HOPE THIS WASNT TOO MUCH TO READ. i hope this could give you some insight into the kind of player and person he is!!! and i hope ur having fun, being a new fan is exciting!!!! MWAAAHHH :***