If my baby shower isn’t perfect, everyone I invited is getting slimed out. You’re NOT going to be witnesses, you’re going to be taking this to the GRAVE. Anyway, I would make it Ninjago Themed… and I would say my baby is either an Oni (Boy) or a Formling (Girl.)

IT'S GONNA BE GINTAMA THEMED BRO bro the baby daddy will not be there probably .. and the gender reveal is!! A.. a Justaway..?

I don’t think I would even know who the other parent of the baby is. Sooo pretty bad. Also it would be Roblox themed, so horrid for that too. Congrats, you’re having a…! Wait what the fuck. You’re having a R6??? I THOUGHT IT WAS A R15.

what 🥹