:p · 12h

once i decided to sneak into the kitchen and get cereal and milk and have it in bed, and it worked and i had a nice bowl of cereal at midnight but i was too lazy to take the milk back to the fridge so it just stayed beside my bed for over a week, maybe 2 or 3 weeks and it smelled bad but i never did anything about it until one day (i knew it would happen) i stepped on the carton and it busted open and rotted curdled milk spilled out and it got between my toes and everything.

this kinda reminds me of the time i accidentally left a root beer float in my friends room after a sleepover once and it genuinely sat on her nightstand for three years straight. she never knocked it over and stepped in it but yk!!

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