lindsay

I wish to get you pregnant with child madam

no thank u pls no

Can’t be mean if I’m describing myself

LMAO

Lin picking a bf : fat retard

MEANIE

My meat ain’t even that big I should kill myself

as long as you are challenger on league of legends, meat size doesn’t matter to women. Trust me

I will rub your back till you fall asleep every night and also get you daily ice capps and also buy you sushi and love you forever

wait banger u can enter my DMs

Grow a bush so I can use the hairs to floss

sicko

The difference is that i text and look at other women

well we have a problem then cus one of my exs already did that

i can be your best ex

hm tempting! what will u do to differentiate urself from all the bad apples?

Why you got those granny shoes

i love my new balances cus they make me feel like Adam sandler

You like handcuffs?

nope im super vanilla and saving myself for marriage